Spiders and Vishus Deer
Do any of yoo know if spiders eet cats? Cuz today, I saw owtside my window a ginormous spider web that is WAY bigger than me. And so it made me wunder if spiders eet cats or not. Becuz I'm pretty shoor that big ol' spider is comin' for me. He sits owtside my window and stares hungriley at me. I think I even saw him salivayting. I don't have a foto of the spider becuz winever I see him I run like the wind as far away as I can.In VISHUS DEER NEWS, thare is a horrifying seereez of pikchurs of a vishus deer vishusley attaking a tender joosy yung boy (if yer sqweemish, yoo need to tern away). My best frend N'bikay alerted me to this terrifying storey. A tender yung joosy boy was gitting reddy to run a race win a vishus deer tride to eet him. Yoo can see more fotos and heer the NPR intervyoo of the brave yung lad heer.
I just started a new thred on Catster in the FOS Groop called, "The Vishus Deer Nayburhood Watch Groop," wich will help get the informayshun owt abowt this terribul thret and how we can effektivly deel with it. If yer not yet a member of FOS, thare's no better time to join!
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Owr lady hates hates hates spidurs. Skeezix, because yer vary little and vary cute we recommend doing eggsactly as owr lady dues and run run run the othur way like yoo have been!
we fink the spydurs are teemed up wif the vishus deers. the spydurs trap ya an suk yur blood an the vishus deers eat the rest.
our mommy says spiders can eat people. We fink she has watched Stephen King's IT too many times, but she is really 'fraid of them.
Oh Skeezix thank you for the information! That is furry scary. I thought spiders were snacks, but now I can see the truth!
OH my momma is furry glad I eat spiders--they don't eat me, cause she is furry afraid of them. I think that's a horrible photo of that vishus dear.
Oh, Skeez, that is SOOOOO scary! I hope my boy is safe when he goes runnin at skool. Maybe I should get him some of Rocky & Mao's Vishus Deer Repelant an he can spray it on his clothes.
As fur spiders, I fink they're fun to chase an bite.
Spiders are crunchy an great fur starin at. It freaks out the beans when you stare an stare at a spider too small fur them to see.
As for the giant ones, stare at them until the beans get rid of them.
I'm not afraid of spiders or vishus deer.
Oh, Skeez! I fink we should be worried bout coons. Not Maine Coons, but raccoons. Look at this poor, brave cat! {not suitable fur squeemish beans} He'll be okay, but... OMG OMG OMG! Mom saw a coon in our yard once!
I'm not ascared of spiders an I'd try to eat em!!! I fink I don't like the looks of the vishus deer though.
Oh, Skeezix it is even worse than if spiders ate cats. We think the spiders eats MEOWMIES!
Our Meowmie is very fraid of spiders. She is not fraid of anything else, not mousies, ratsies or even snakes, but she hates spiders. So be sure to keep the Lady away from the spider.
OH, MY, GOSH!!! I haff to show this to mine Momma! She don't aleve they am that vishus!! We am finally back to bloggin normal now.....
Oh Skeez! That poor little kid. We hope he survived such a terrible attack. We don't see many spiders. If they come in our house, they're usually small and Max gets them.
I don't think the spidey things will eat you, but they might try to bite you. It could make you sick and itchy.
But the spidey web is furry pretty. Just in time for Halloween.
Golly Skeezix, that spider is really big!! We don't have vishus deers but lots of big spiders.I like to chase them and my my mom heard on the TV that they don't bite. So don't worry too much. My mom says she don't care if they bite or not. She don't like 'em!!
oh! we're sorry we din't reply yestiddy, but we were at the therapist gettin' help after seein' those awful pictures of the vishus deer whippin' up on that little kid!!
spideys? nah. we eats em. now, if they was so big as us, we'd withdraw for a while to pow-wow about next steps . . . like where we could go to hot-foot it away from the spider!!
purrs,
nels, ed, nitro, & xing
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