A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Over the weekend, sum streemers apeered in the trees of the peeple acrost the street frum us. I coodn't figyur owt whut they were sellubrating, since they didn't have frends over for a party, and then I realized it was probly for Kismet's berthday. Isn't that cool? The streemers were still up this morning!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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3 Comments:
Kewl!
Well of korse it was fer Kismet's purrthday, that makes cents! That's nyce.
WOW! That is so exciting!!! All that happened outside our apartment was that Tommy was on the cat teevee drinking more Friskies grayvee and mrawing at me. He should have put some streamers on himself!
that was furry consider-it of them. maybe Kismet's purrfday kin become a nash-un-ul holiday.
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