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Me and my frend Rocky the Gutter Cat offin rassle. It's fun. But we've never considerd doing it purrfeshunully. After seeing this moovey, I think maybe we should become purrfeshunul rasslers. I think I cood take eether one of theeze guys. [NOTE: If yer on a Mac or vyooing with Mozilla, yoo'll be outta luk.]
POST #490
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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11 Comments:
I know I could take them! I'm a great wrestler!
Like they said. . . .unbelievable! That was laugh out loud funny, Skeezix!
Hey, i don't see a video, am I losin' my mind?
Merlin, are yoo maybe on a mac?
Yeah.
Stinkin' Mac.
We could not see the video using Mozilla, but it works fine in IE.
I have to say I found this video a little disturbing. I don't think those cats were having fun.
I bet you could take them! Be sure to practice lots before you do though!
4 month old kittens? Yeah, they were having fun. Kittens are crazy like that.
I wanna play too...
Cecilia, this is ixzaktly the way that my frend Rocky and me rassle. It's fun! We have smakdown after smakdown. We just don't have the nice ranebow lites and a crowd of skantiley klad babes watching us.
I love smackdowns! I do it to Bathsheba before almost every meal!
~Jake
Jake is a royal pain in the ***. I DO NOT like to wrestle.
~Bathsheba
well, if this heffron guy ever wants to hold a sumo match, i'm in!!
edmund
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