A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Thare's a new blogger in the nayberhood: pleeze welcome Tara! (and thanks Charlie and Pandora for letting me know abowt her). Tara is Canadian, eh, and livs in British Colombia. She grew up in the streets and had a hard time of it, but is lukky to have fownd sum reely nice peeple to liv with.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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5 Comments:
Thanks for telling us about Tara.
Welcome, Tara! We will check out her blog!
thanks! we has visited her & invited her to visit us in missery when she feels like she's settled into her new home & parents. (well, maybe she won't wanna come to missery; she's already had enuf of that!)
peeyes: nitro sez that mom gave him ALL the laundry money (an' made up the difference herself), an' has sent anofur sponsorship for scooter! we loves him, an' we loves you for turnin' us on to The Friends!!
purrs from all the meowers
Skeezix, do you know what happened to Tara? We added her to our blogroll then tried to visit tonight and got an error message "not found." We wanted to hear that she finally went home with her family.
~J&B
OOH, that duzn't sownd good. I have no ideeyuh whut mite have hapend.
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