A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
She looks like Kismet's love child! It's Tiggy the Tiny Tiger, and she started a blog today! She's also enterd in my Costoom Kontest. And she lernd how to suk up frum Nitro becuz her blog is PINK! She's very very kyoot, and yoo shood all drop by, say hello, and add her to yer blogroll!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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We stopped bye to say hello to Tiggy and Gerry. Thay seem vary nice! Thanks fur introducing us.
What a sweet girl kitty! I'll be sure to visit her blog today. Hey Skeezix, there's a froot batty cat featured on Catster today. Here's the URL: http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?i=194597&j=t
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