Dutchess's Close Call
WARNING!!! THIS MITE BE TOO INTENSE FOR YUNGER KITTIES
My best frend Dutchess, hoo has bin a vijilint member of FOS' Vishus Deer Naberhood Watch Groop, reported today that this feerce creechur was in her yard trying to loor her, her bruther Gordy and her persun owtside so it cood eet them. Thare is probly one of the big horned ones hiding owt of camra ranje, just wating to pownce on Dutchess and Gordy and skewer them.
Look at the vishus gleem in this creechur's eyes. (I think I'm abowt to hyperventulayte!!!)
Forchewnitly, armed with the nolije she gained in the Vishus Deer Naberhood Watch Groop, Dutchess knew not to fall for this rooze, and suksessfully kept her, her bruther and her persun frum harm.
My best frend Dutchess, hoo has bin a vijilint member of FOS' Vishus Deer Naberhood Watch Groop, reported today that this feerce creechur was in her yard trying to loor her, her bruther Gordy and her persun owtside so it cood eet them. Thare is probly one of the big horned ones hiding owt of camra ranje, just wating to pownce on Dutchess and Gordy and skewer them.Look at the vishus gleem in this creechur's eyes. (I think I'm abowt to hyperventulayte!!!)
Forchewnitly, armed with the nolije she gained in the Vishus Deer Naberhood Watch Groop, Dutchess knew not to fall for this rooze, and suksessfully kept her, her bruther and her persun frum harm.
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6 Comments:
Skeezix ... I think that the Feline Americans and I ate this very vishus deer for dinner this evening! He was yummy! Especially since the company removed his laserbeam vision and horrible, pokey horns before grinding him into paté.
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Rosie: Awwwww, this is a cute vishus deer.
Cheeto: NO NO NO, A vishus deer is a vishus deer, thay are all VARY feerce creechurs!! Listun to the FOS Vishus Deer Naberhood Watch!
Rosie: Yer rite, what was I thinking. Gud thing I am in the FOS Vishus Deer Naberhood Watch program.
THE END
The kittens all ran screaming off the desk as I opened your blog. I guess you where right definatly not for kittens under the age of 6 months.
Skeezix, I am eager to see your post on Turkey Day. I bet you have a special outfit. But I dunno if pink goes with turkey...
It's a gud job Dutchess new what to do or it may haf been BLOODSHED. This will just haf to remind all kitties to nefurr let theer gard down.
I think this means Venison, Skeezix.
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