A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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o, Skeezix, u reely r tha world's coolest cat.
wow. ur verry own star. ur movies were good, much better 'n anyfing Hollywood be makin.
haf u heard any talks 'bout Osk-cars?
r u reddy fur tha red carpet? bet u's wuz born reddy, hee-hee.
And to think I knew you when ... (I even have your autograph)
Oh, Skeezix, it's about time you finally got a star. I've watched all of your movies, and they were all very, very good. I always look forward to Skeezix movies.
Barbie-Lou & my kitty, Taylor Hicks
Yoo make the furry bestest movies Skeezix an we's furry honnered to no yoo
Finally is right! you have such good films.
Wowsa.
You da cat.
that is SOOOOOOO cool! a star for our very own superstar!! your superb fashion sense combined with your marvelous directorial skills, your handsome mug (and, of course, that swayve and deboner air) finally get the recognition they deserve.
best of all, you're such a super dude, you won't forget us kits in the 'hood from back in tha day!
admiring meows from
nels, ed, nitro, & xing
Your own star on the Walk of Fame. Very impressive! Now you can expect the papparazzi to hound you 24/7 for every detail of your life, but I guess that's the price you pay for fame.
George
Wow Skeezix! You are truly a star!
Congratulation, Skeez!
Does this mean it's party time?
Congratulations! This is a well deserved honor. It's about time that the Hollywood humans had some real competition.
Skeezix, just don't sell out! Continue to be the humble kitty you've been and always remember your old internet friends.
~J&B
hey - cool! an we lif close enuf ta Hollyweird ta go pose wif yur star. are ya gonna get yur pawprints in fronta the Chinese theater too?
Oooh! Is your star anywhere near Kukka-Maria's? You are a BIG STAR now; will you always remember us little guys?
Can I have your pawgraph?
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