A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Gee, Skeezix, it's a good thing you don't live someplace that actually gets cold, like New Hampster.
So, Skeezix, you wear Mr. TF's clothes in addition to your own cute outfits. What a lot of wardrobe options.
~J&B
What a cute pikshur! I just know my Grandma's gonna go AWWWWWWWW :) when she sees it. You know what? She even putted your cards in frames and hanged them on the wall wif our pikshurs!! Can you beleeve that? She's a way cool Grandma for a kitty.
Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee
That's awesome! Sometimes with the Lap Lady is crouching on the floor to pet us I like to crawl under her skirt because its like a fort. Latte does it too. The Tall Man is never too happy about it.
Oh, and the LL got your birthday card and told me to tell you that of course she knows who you are because I never stop telling stories about you.
awww. you sure are lucky to live with mr. tasty face and the food lady! clearly they love you lots and lots! maybe as much as our mommy loves us.
Furry cute but whattaya do when ya feel all wiggly in there?
Oh that's so nice Skeezix. I like that photo.
That does look like a very warm place to be! Mr. TF must love you alot to put you in his chirts!
So kyoot! :)
Mmmmm Mr TF does look like he has a tasty face. I like to get under the blankie on the sofa when it gets cold. Or sometimes I pull off the table-cloth, or a towel offa the bathroom rack.
---Beezer
that mr. tasty face iz veree vursitail, heez a cozy cat cup and a strukcherul injuneer
U r lucky to have a Mr Tasty Face to keep u warm.
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