A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Happy Berthday, Food Lady!
from meowmie and Honey P. Sunshine
Happy birthday Skeezix's Food Lady!!
Dazey
Jesse
Conner Cloud
Happy Birthday Food Lady! I hope you have a great day!
happy purrthday, miss food lady! we are proud to know you (and to be the recipients of wonderul goodies picked specially for us by YOU)!! we hope your day was fabulous fun, and the coming year even moreso. many blessings on you for health and long life!
warm furry snuggles and sandpaper kisses from
nelson, ed, nitro, and xingxing
Lots of best wishes for great fun on the Food Lady's birthday!
Have fun on your secret adventure, Food Lady!
Happy, Happy Birthday
May all your dreams come true
Happy, Happy Birthday
The Lady with the Food
Be sure to look both left and right
Before you cross the street
And make sure that your kitty cats
Get lots of love and treats!
Samoa, Calvin, Violet, and our Mawmee
Happy birfday to Skeezix food lady. Hope yoo haf fun on yur ad-ven-shur. Many, many more birfdays. Thanks fur all the grate kontests and stuff, yoo are a gud food lady.
Zippy, Sadie and Speedy
Happpyyyyyyy Birthdayyyyyyyyyy Food Lady!!!! Yore the best and you deserve a grate day!!
Hugs & purrs
Finny & Buddy
happy berthday skeezixs food lady.
Happee Bifday to yer FoodLady!!
I hope she has a grate day!
love,
Eclair and her Food Ladee
Happy birthday to the Food Lady! Skeezix, what did you get her?
Oh, Skeezix, you are just too cute.
*winks*
Happy Birthday to your Momma
Patches
Skeez, this is fur your Food Lady:
Hippo Birdy, Two Ewe,
Hippo Birdy, Two Ewe,
Hippo Birdy, Deer Food Lady,
Hippo Birdy, Two Ewe!
... and many more!
Pardon the part about a "deer" - I hope it's not the vishus cat-eatin kind.
Happy birfday Food Lady! Thanks for helpin Skeezix blog, and entertaining all of us!
HAPPIE BURTHDAY FUD LADY!!! We cant wait to here whare mr tasty face took her. Maybe it was to the ultamate cat jym with hidden catnip at evury cornur....we dont know whare that is but if thare was a place I bet it wuld be the cuwlist place evur to go fur her burthday!
yikes! we're so sorry we didn't get ta check the blogs yesterday an we missed the birfday. HAPPY DAY AFTER YUR BIRFDAY SKEEZIX'S FOOD LADY!
Happy Happy Happy Birthday Food Lady!!! whoo-hoo!!
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