A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Me and my big bruther Mao are sending owr Thanksgiving wishes erly, in case yoo wunt to send owr pikchur as an ecard. We hope all of yoo git to injoy LOTS and LOTS of Terkey!!!!!!!!!!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Happy Thanksgiving, Skeezix & family! We don't have Thanksgiving here in the UK, but maybe I can purrsuade my mum that we should eat turkey anyway...every day is a good day for doing that!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM OUR FAMILY TO YOURS! GREAT PICTURE!!!
I love that picture. Happy Thanksgiving.
Happee Thankxgivin Skeezix. Mao, Rocky, Tripper, FoodLady and Mr Tastee Face!!
Hope yoo had a fun rode trip and got to eet lotsa turkee. I am home all alone becuz my ladee had to go to werk today. She sayz the hospitul nevur clozes so they need nursises like hur alla time.
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