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| You Are a Little Scary |
 You've got a nice edge to you. Use it. |
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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7 Comments:
skeezie do you have any blooe kitty sweeters i could try blooe wil; match my eyes. i don't think you that scary
iris
I was "Not Scary". That's me!! I'm not scary at all.
Kaze
I was sad as well, I wasn't scary at all at first. I changed a few answers and then I was "creepy".
Hee, hee, I tooked the quiz. Mom an I aren't scary at all, an Bonnie's not scary, she's scared! Too true!
I was "Not Scary" - it saided that I was scared - well, that might be true. I hide whenefurr someone gets near the door. - Sammy
With thoze humungus mutant ears of yers, I'd say yoo were ixtreemly scary.
whoohoo - that wuz fun! here's whut we got (an it's purrty ack-yur-it)
Grr: You aren't scary, you're scared
Midnight: A little scary
Cocoa: Scary
the Lady: Not scary
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