I'm in the Dawghowse
I got in big trubble this morning frum the Food Lady over dissing Rocky to git more votes in the Werld's Coolest Cat Kontest. She ixplaynd to me that Rocky is the "Eldur Staytsmun" of the famly, and that I needed to show him respekt. And that if I sed any more meen things on my blog that she woodn't let me blog ever agin.
Boy, did I feel bad. My face got all warm, and I felt like water was going to leek owt of my eyes. I tride to ixplane to her that Rocky started it by saying in his blog that he mite not be arownd for next yeer's kontest, but she sed she'd have a talk with Rocky, too, abowt milking peepul for simputhy, whutever that meens. She also reminded me that the fotos will win or not win on thare own merits and it was bad karma to diss sumwun just to git more votes.
So, even tho Rocky started it, I have to apolojize for my last post, and may the best cat win.
I can't wate until I'm old enuf to be a geezer cat.
Boy, did I feel bad. My face got all warm, and I felt like water was going to leek owt of my eyes. I tride to ixplane to her that Rocky started it by saying in his blog that he mite not be arownd for next yeer's kontest, but she sed she'd have a talk with Rocky, too, abowt milking peepul for simputhy, whutever that meens. She also reminded me that the fotos will win or not win on thare own merits and it was bad karma to diss sumwun just to git more votes.
So, even tho Rocky started it, I have to apolojize for my last post, and may the best cat win.
I can't wate until I'm old enuf to be a geezer cat.
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7 Comments:
The Food Lady is right; you should be nice to Rocky. Don't be in a hurry to be a geezer cat. A lot of them have to spend extra time at the vet and have aches and pains and pee problems. You don't want that, do you?
Oh Skeezix, don't get teerie eyed and make us call the plummer. Rocky was SOOOOO wrong fur using the "sympathie card" to win ovur votes. We votud fur yoo and owr grandma is werking on registuring so she can vote fur rocky. Skeezix...YOO ARE THE CULEST WITE RUNT EVUR....and we meen that in a vary nice way! -Rosie and Cheeto
Gosh, I wouldn't wanna see you an Rocky so upset ofur this. It's just a contist. Yur brofurs first an will still be brofurs no matter who wins the contist. Try not to say anyfin yul regret later.
Skeezix, we still love you! We know it's just a case of sibling rivalry and WE know all about that. You said you were sorry (we NEVER do that) so everything should be cool now.
~J&B
woof....get it!...doghouse...mol...we know you luv each other...that's all that matters.
I like both yoo an Rocky and as Victor sayd, yoor bruthurs an yoo shood respekt eech uther. I noe yoo want to win reel bad but hurtin Rocky's feelins iznt wurth it. Ennyways may the bestis cat win. I votid fur yoo cuz yoo wur my furst onlyne frend.
An I dont noe why but my foodladee iz laffin like crazee aftur I red this to her. She thinks yoor so kyoot win yer nawtee.
(an Blogger iz actin up agin an wont let me leev a post wif my pitchur...)
Rocky's not a old geezer cat, he is only 14 (a baby).
I am 18 so I am a old geezer cat who knows what he is talking about so don't let him fool you into believing he is old.
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