A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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I don't know ... this looks to me like a perfect example of elegant and graceful movement - I think the two of you have a very good chance of getting on that show!
Wow, Skeez..weve nevur noticed the brown accsentuating patches on yer back. Vary Vary handsum.
Yeah, Rocky duesnt luk to into the moves! I bet he wuld win at that survivur show though.
That is nice of you to teach Rocky how to dance. It looks like a lot of fun! Who leads when you and rocky dance?
Skeezix, it is ingrained in us frootbats that we are awesome dancers. I'll have to show you some of my pictures sometime. I'm also really good at flying.
I think you should borrow Latte as your partner! He is really cute & he is awesome on his hind feet. He makes it look really easy and graceful. Though I can see that Rocky is quite a fancy handsome partner.
I think you look like a good dancer, Skeezix, but Rocky... that's another story.
Ha, ha. It does not look like Rocky wants to dance.
Gosh Skeez, there seems to be to end to your talents. Could you show us a few good dance steps to use with the ladies at the next party?
George & Max
It looks like you are doing a great job to me! I would vote for you!
oh yes! you could wear sumfing pink an sparkly - you guys would look grate!
Skeezix ~ I never realized you had so much tan color on your back. I usually only see you from the front. I'll give you a 9 on your dance moves. You need to point your paws for a 10.
You look great, Skeezix, and you're so TALL. If I liked to dance, I'd want you to be my partner.
~Bathsheba
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