Rocky's pathetik plee for votes
It's bin brot to my attenshun that my good "friend", Rocky the Gutter Cat, is using using a "queen for a day" sob storey to git evrywun to vote for HIM as the World's Coolest Cat insted of me.
I can't beleeve it. Ferst of all, Rocky is NOT as he wood sugjest, on his last legs. He may be a geezer cat, but he is frisky. Good greef --- win he's all nipped up, he literully klimes the walls playing with his felt mowse. He runs up and down the halls with me, and we rassle for at leest an howr or 2 evry singul nite. He will live to be 40. Just wate and see.
And the prizes won't even do him any good! Yoo shood see the ginormous briks he pees! They way like ten pownds! They wood brake the litter skooper arm on the ottomayted litter box if he wun it.
So heer are the reezins yoo shood vote for ME insted of Rocky:
I can't beleeve it. Ferst of all, Rocky is NOT as he wood sugjest, on his last legs. He may be a geezer cat, but he is frisky. Good greef --- win he's all nipped up, he literully klimes the walls playing with his felt mowse. He runs up and down the halls with me, and we rassle for at leest an howr or 2 evry singul nite. He will live to be 40. Just wate and see.
And the prizes won't even do him any good! Yoo shood see the ginormous briks he pees! They way like ten pownds! They wood brake the litter skooper arm on the ottomayted litter box if he wun it.
So heer are the reezins yoo shood vote for ME insted of Rocky:
- I am cool. Just look at the lether jakkit and shades. It duzn't git any cooler than that.
- I'm yung and lively enuf to injoy the prizes. Rocky naps all day.
- My poop is stinky like toxik waste sludge, and I have not yet mastered the cuvvering up part of the litter box proseedjur. So the ottomayted litter box that I wood win is essenshul to keeping my stink partikuls owt of owr howse, and in partikuler, owt of Mr Tasty Face's noze. Hoo knows, maybe one day they'll ship me off the the sausage faktery for stinking so bad. Rocky's pee duzn't stink anyware neer as bad as my sqwirty poop. If yoo don't beeleeve me, I can male yoo sum of my sqwerty poop and yoo can smell for yerself.
- Has Rocky ever held even one singul kontest on his blog and given away fabulus prizes to his frends?
- A foto of Rocky once wun onerubul menshun in the Marin Humane Society's cat foto competishun. So he's alreddy had his place in the sun. It's my tern. MY TERN!
So go vote for me, now!
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5 Comments:
Skeezix no Cat is as cool as you. You put the C in cool.
P.S. I joined Catster today just to be able to vote for you. Good luck, my friend.
No need to send me your squirty poop...Thnaks.
Don't be bitter, Skezix. There's nothing worse than a bitter diva...
We voted for you! YEAH!
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