A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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16 Comments:
ankshuslee awayting moor deetails..
Skeezix, we can't wait to hear all about your trip. We bet you were the star attraction at Thanksgiving dinner with your kyoot turkey sweater.
We thought that Mr. TF did most of the driving. We hope you were a much better driver than Toonces.
Thanks for the Thanksgiving card; it's so great to get mail from our Bay Area friends.
Now rest up so you can give us a long post tomorrow.
~J&B
Omigosh, Skeez, yoo gots to drive the blu macheen. Dats ixsiting. Kant wate to heer moor
we're lookin' forwerd ta hearin' all 'bout it. an thanks fur the card - we luved it!
Skeezix, yoo look like a natchural behind the wheel! Haf yoo considurd a carear in race car drivin? I hope yoo had lots of fun on yer rode trip. Get sum good sleeps an then tell us all abowt it toomoroh! Sweet dreems!
If Skeez weren't a better driver than poor unfortunate Toonces, he wouldn't be back here to tell us about it! Can't wait to hear the details!
Yoo luk so cul driving the bloo mashene!
Owr lady travuled to the "valley" fur thanksgiving. She didnt see yer three homies (mao, rocky and trip) but we told hur to luk out the window for them.
Cant wait to here abowt yer trip!
Skeezix! Your driving photo looks awesome. I'm a little concerned that you have your eyes closed. I hope that was just a blink!
Too bad you didn't have your leather jacket on - everybody would think it was James Dean!!
Thanks for the T-day card & we'll be looking forward to hearing about the big trip!! ^_^
You are very brave to even get into the blue masheen Skeezix! We dont' like our mom's masheen, not even a little tiny bit! And to drive the masheen! WOW! how can we be brave like you, skeezix?
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You gotted to drive the metal monster??? Maybe we'll try dat on the way to the v.e.t. today. It don't look too hard.
we didn't know you hadded a driver's lisense. cool!
Skeezix if'n we woor hats, we'd take them off to yoo. Yoo are so clefurr to drive the bloo masheen. We can't wate to heer bowt yer rode trip.
You need that leather jacket Skeezix! You'd look like a real hot rodder and those sheep would leave you alone 'cause you are one tough cat...
wow! we are more impressed than effur! you obviously can drive bettern toonces, since you gots all the way home undamaged!! can't wait to hear all about the trip!!
Obviously you were born to drive - go Skeezix go
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