Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 8

This week: Thirteen Things I can't live withowt and yoo shoodn't, eether:

1. Heeted Cat Cup

This is a GRATE bed! The surface stays 12 - 15 degreez above the ambient temp, and win yoo git in it, it rizes to 102 degreez, wich I can varify is ixzaktly the rite heet for yoo to nap by. And the wall of the bed is the purrfikt hite for resting yer chin. And it's masheen washubul! And the high walls make it good for kerling up tite and feeling kozy.


2. Petmate Water Fowntin

Fresh filterd water, 24 howrs a day. Like me, most cats prefer drinking running water to still, and the pet fowntin provides running filterd water. Always fresh-tasting! Only problim is that Rocky can praktikly drink it dry in one sitting, and then he goze to the litter box and depozits the water thare in big ole' briks of seemented cat litter.


3. Think Pink Swetter

OK, is this not the kyootest outfit ever? I got one of theeze as a berthday gift, and I LOVE it!!! It's vary snuggly and warm, not to menshun KYOOT! And pink. Mezhure nek-to-tale to figyur owt yer size. I'm a small. It also has loops for the bak legs to keep it frum riding up on ya, but I'm not wild abowt that, so we klipt thoze off.


4. Toy Shoppe Ticklers

Theeze are all pretty grate, but I rekommend the ferst one and the last one: the "streamers" and the "feather boa." Kaze the Cat (no relayshun) is nuts abowt the streamers. For just $3, yoo can have a millyun dollers werth of fun.

5. Laser Pet Toy

All I can say is FUN FUN FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it's a good weppin to have arownd in case the vishus deer brake into yer howse and try to blind yoo with thare lazer beem eyes: yoo can blind 'em rite bak!!


6. Catnip Bouquet

I'm not much of a nip-hed, but Rocky always rekummends that if yoo are trying to woo a sweethart, yoo shood send a Catnip Bookay. Or just git one for yerself if yoo find yerself alone on a Saterday nite.


7. Cal Bears Swetter

One of many things I like abowt this swetter is that win I git all warmd up, I can eezily take it off withowt the Food Lady's help. It keeps me vary toasty warm and the bloo color goze vary nice with my bloo eyes. It fits reely good, too, with a nice range of moshun, wich many of yoo know izn't always the case with clothes deezined for dawgs. (BTW, Stanferd duzn't make dog swetters; the Food Lady alreddy chekt, but that's fine becuz I like the bloo better than red.)

Heer are sum other kolleejit swetters:

• Notre Dame
• USC Trojans (we don't like USC, but the swetters are kyoot)
• University of Mishigin
• Miami Hurrycanes

8. Planche à Griffe - Cosmic Kardbord Skracher (dubbul wide)

If yoo git one of theeze, yer in for a reely good skratch. The Food Lady and Mr TF started gitting theeze (a long time ago before I was borned) for Rocky, hoo woodn't use a tradishunul skraching post. He tore the posts on the dek to shreds until they got the kardbord skrachers. See, yoo can put nip on 'em, and it falls into the kraks, wich makes for a grate skraching and halloosinating ixpeerience. Rocky wasn't the only one hoo loves theeze skrachers: we all do! And I highly rekommend the dubbul wide so yoo can reely dig into it withowt falling off.

Thare was a time win Rocky used the skracher as a bed. He'd never leeve it, ixsept to eet and poop and pee.

9. My Pink Bathrobe

If a pikchur's werth a thowsund werds, this pikchur is werth a millyun dollars or werds or whutever. Win Kismet got his Hugh Hefner smoking jakkit for the grotto, it occurrd to me that I reely reely needed a ROBE! So I wint shopping on the innernet, and fownd the purrfikt one. I keep bugging the Food Lady to take a pikchur of me in it, but she hasn't yet, so yoo'll just have to imajin my face thare insted of that stoopid dawg. It looks MUCH better on me, becuz, as yoo know, PINK is my color.

9. Wysong Daily Dream Treats

Theeze are a mirakul food. My best frend Lux gave me sum for my berthday, and WOW! They are GRATE! And I never eet treets! Not only that, evry singul cat we've fed theeze to have LOVED them beyond reezun. But that's not all: theeze are natchurul, HELTHY treets, so thare good for yoo, and thare made of 100% chikkin (other flaverz are avaylubul, but we stik with the chikkin). I cood eet them all day. Since we all LOVE them, the Food Lady izn't stuk buying 3 or 4 diffrint kinds of treets to keep us all happy: we all LOVE Wysong's Daily Dreem Treets. I wish they'd hire me as thare spokescat. (Do yoo think I cood start a letter-riting campane?)

10. Jeep Rubicon Pet Stroler

If yer an indoor cat hoo pines for the grate owtdoors, strolers are grate. Thare not for evry cat (ask Kaze), but I just adore mine. I wish we cood go stroling evry nite. Refer to sum of my reesint blogs for deetales on my stroling advencherz. And the most popyooler strolers are all in one place heer. If yer seerius abowt buying one, chek owt Ebay.

11. My Whirly*Pop Klubhowse

For only abowt $25, yoo can buy a Whirly*Pop Klubhowse just like mine! It's kind of a pane becuz thare's sum stuff inside the box win it comes that yoo have to take owt, but once it's emty, it's the best darn klubhowse on erth!!!!

12. Whirlybird Cat Toy


I lernd erly on that if sumthing sez "Whirly" on it, it's bownd to be fun! The Whirlybird cat toy is a fishing pole that has a fethery berd attached to it. Yoo git yer persun to make it go and it makes flittery sownds like bird wings. As yoo can planely see in this moovey, it is a pritty grate toy. The minit I heer the distinktiv fluttery sownds, I run as fast as I can to play with it. Yoo can buy it at whirly-bird.com.(The web site looks kinda iffy, but it's lejit.)

13. Totully Deevoted Peepul
I'm lukky to have the best peepul on erth. Even if they didn't have a singul penney to buy me all this neet stuff, they'd still be the best becuz they absolootly adore me and treet me like royalty, and they tot me how to blog, and they akt like I'm the senter of thare yooniverse. I'm vary vary lukky.

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Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 8

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