Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 9

Thirteen things I have to be thankful for this Thanksgiving:

1. I have not yet bin skewered and eeten by the marawding band of vishus deer in my nayberhood.
2. My fabyulus wardrobe.
3. The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face are just my best frends ever.
4. Rocky's pee problims are better.
5. That psyko stray cat Tripper is now sleeping in the howse at nite. Tripper scares me becuz he is very owtgoing and ginormous and enthooziastik and he wood grab me in a deth grip if he got neer me (The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face never let him neer me), but it makes me sad that he got dumped heer, and win it's cold I don't like to see him having to stay owtside. So it makes me happy win he's inside, and I can't wate until he lerns to git kalm so he can play with me.
6. All of my innernet frends, espeshully Kaze and Luxor, hoo have tot me that I'm not a freek for having ginormous frootbat ears, and that, in fakt, ginormous frootbat ears can be reely sexey*.
7. For being lukkey enuf to have a grate big bruther like Mao. He's the best.
8. My tunnul box, espeshully now that it duzn't collapse win I jump on it.
9. My Whirly*Pop Klubhowse box.
10. The big brown paper bag frum Safeway.
11. My heeted cat cups.
12. The prospekt of gitting to eet lots of turkey and taters and pumkin pie for Thanksgiving.
13. That I git to go on a RODE TRIP for Thanksgiving, and vizit my faverit Ant Joanne!

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* I don't know whut sexey meens, reely, ixsept I think it's whut givs yoo urjes.

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Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 9

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