Thursday Thirteen: Edishun Seven

Thirteen Reezins I Love the Food Lady

In honor of the Food Lady's berthday, heer are 13 things I love abowt her:

1. She buys me lots of kyoot owtfits.
2. If it were left up to her, she wood let me sleep in the peeple bedroom evry nite.
3. She dishes up a meen dish of Fancy Feest Sliced Turkey in Gravy.
4. She's very jenerus with the hugs and kisses.
5. She tot me the importinse of aksesserizing my kyoot owtfits to make them even kyooter.
6. She helps me blog.
7. She duzn't treet me like a cat. She treets me like her own flesh and blud.
8. Sumtimes she wares pink shooz becuz she knows I like pink.
9. She duzn't mind win I cuddul up with her and suk all the warmth frum her body.
10. She givs me prizes for my contests.
11. Win my big bruther Mao is being meen to me, she takes my side.
    
12. She duzn't git mad win I step in my sqishy poop in the catbox and then walk all over her kyoot owtfits.
13. She pikt me insted of one of my byootiful sisters becuz she knows that byootey is only skin deep.
    

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun Seven

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