Vishus Deer Alert!!!!!!!!!
In the noozpaper yesterday, thare was a report of vishus deers attaking and trying to eet DAWGS. And not just littul dawgs like chiwahwahz, but GINORMOUS dawgs! Here's the report frum the San Fransisko Kronikul:
http://tinyurl.com/yjd933
"Aptos deer attacks: In Aptos on Monterey Bay, two dogs survived attacks last week by large bucks, reports a local veterinarian. Marty Hoenisch, owner of one of the dogs, said his female yellow lab had its shoulder and chest pierced 'by the biggest buck I have ever seen in these parts.'"Heer's the link to ware it was menshund -- it's neer the bottum of the artikul.
http://tinyurl.com/yjd933
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oh, skeezix, no!!!! you be careful!! that's awful close to you and mao and rocky (can't you make him stay indoors?) and trip! you better spray twice daily with vishus deer repelunt!! we're gonna hide!
*ka-BOOM* (sound of four cats disappearing at the speed of sound into their favorite hidey-holes)
Oh my! That's horrible. Those vishus deer are really getting scary.
While I was snuggling with Mewomy last night she told me a TERRIFYING story about a GANG of "New Jersey Rogue Deer" that were bleating like sheep. This vishus deer GANG tried to go play with this horse who was being ridden, I guess they thought she was a deer too??! The horse got really scared and the deer chased after her. If deer are starting to attack ponies...what next?
(Meowmy says her new book has her in stitches!)
Skeezix- u continu to provide us with importunt updates on vishus deer. Dere is nevur to much noludge. thank yu!
EEEEEEEK! That is furry scary.
And do you know what? My mum showed me some pictures of her and dad HAND-FEEDING some vishus deer in Scotland last year.
Double EEEEEK! Are they mad?
Fat Eric -- Whooze hands were they feeding to the vishus deer???
Skeezy fanks for sharing this info. You are ever-diligent in keeping is informed. Come by my blog to see wat mom saw in a store!
Finny
This is very scary news, Skeezix. You, Rocky, Mao, and Trip need to be very careful when you're outside. We don't want the vishus deer making kabobs out of you!
Anonymous - Not to werry. I never git to go owtside, ixsept in my stroler with the Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face, and Mao & Rocky never go anyware withowt thare Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt. That leeves Trip, and we don't werry abowt him becuz he's psyko.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh *sound of kitty feet clamering across the kitchen floor, into the walk in closet and under the clothes*
Hendrix's mom: Well, all I can understand Hendrix muttering is "when scary things (woofies) get scared, that is more scary..."
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