Friday, November 10, 2006

Vishus Deer in the News

In owr Caster FOS groop, my best frend, Cally Ann, reported a story abowt a vishus deer with jiant horns invading Targit. Thare's a moovey showing akshul footije of the vishus deer running thru the store looking for tender yung joosy cats to eet. (This is best vyewd by machur awdienses.)

And Luxor has reported a vishus deer hoo got a jacko-lantern stuk on his hed. He was probly trying to ware a disgize to trik some poor innosint tender yung joosy cat into thinking he was a harmliss trikker treeter. (See, I told yoo yoo had to be vijilint win trikker treeters came to yer door, becuz the vishus deer mite use that as a rooze to brake into yer howse and eet yoo!)
UPDATE: This vishus deer got the jacko-lantern off his hed and is once agin free to eet tender joosy yung cats!

The most comprehensiv place on the innernet to trak vishus deer sitings and stratejize on how to combat the vishus deer thret is my "Vishus Deer Nayberhood Watch Groop" on Catster. If yer a Catster member, go heer to join FOS. If yoo don't belong to Catster, yer missing owt -- and membership is free!

1 Comments:

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

Vishus deer is loose AND HUNGRY in Michigan!! ooo!

11/12/2006 06:25:00 AM  

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