Bizzy Day .....
In other nooz, it's bin a bizzy week for the Vishus Deer Nayberhood Watch in the FOS Groop on Catster. Many of us have bin alarmd at the prolifferayshun of lited deer skeletuns on peepuls lawns in the last week or 2. My frends Dutchess and Gordy have dun sum reeserch, and Dutchess reported thare findings this week:
As yoo can planely see, Dutchess's methudolujey is vary sownd. I think we shood all start waring vishus deer antlers!!!! Are thare any of yoo owt thare hoo have worn vishus deer antlers and bin eeten by vishus deer?Those skeletons of vishus deer you see outside your house are NOT able to skewer and eat you! I'm not sure exactly what new breed of vishus deer they are, but we have some across our yard too. 3 to be exact on ourneighbors lawn.
I have a theory- Our neighbor has an outside cat. I think the human may have put the skeletal vishus deer out as a warning to all the LIVE vishus deer that we have become familiar with to frighten them off! Since these skeletal vishus deer have been outside, my mom and I have not seen ANY vishus deer on our property or around the neighborhood AT ALL!!!
My original theory was to put fake vishus deer antlers on my baby brother, Gordy, so I could disguise him. He's young and VERY juicy and a prime catch for the vishus deer. The antlers would lead them to believe that he was a vishus deer himself and leave him (us) alone and leave the property since there was no reason to hunt here anymore ( a territory thing). I believe this to be incorrect, now that I have observed the skeletal deer some more. The vishus deer are afraid to become skeletal deer themselves and they stay away! Even our outdoor neighbor kitty sits near the skeletal vishus deer without any harm coming to him.
I WOULDN'T recommend trying this however- I still need to make many more observations and studies, but I think for the time being, you are safe, even outside in your moms arms.
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our Lady's sister who lives in Bodega (up past where you live) has Vishus Deer in her yard all the time. she has a kitty named Umbrella (long story), but he's never tried wearing vishus deer antlers to our knowledge. we're gonna ask her to try out that theory an also we'll have her check out the effects of the Vishus Deer skeletons. we'll report back.
we're really lookin' forward ta the picture.
Grr
That's gud informashun to hav. Thair arr 2 vishus deer skeletons rite akross the street from my howse but I dont plan on goin neer them!
I also notissed in the Catster Holiday foto stroll that meny hyoomun beans arr makin thair catz ware vishus deer horns win they poze fur thair pitchurs. Maybee not evrykitty noes how bad vishus deer arr or maybee thair tryin to disgeyez themselfs to thro the vishuc deer off.
so mi mom iz goin to tell her grate frend eelane dat her vishus deer ar jus skeletinz.
ok ... dat'z good.
luv--yer frend--jh
We got our tree this weekend too. It scared me SO much!!! It scared me like Vishus Deer levels of fright. Are you sure its OK and won't eat me?????
Kaze
There are Vishus Deer skeletons right across the street from us. Bear (a minipoodle & KC's bestest friend) is scared of them.
Skeezix, I wouldn't expect a huge response from those who wore Vishus Deer Antlers and were eaten...what do you think?
Skeez, my boy tried sum on yesterday an wasn't eaten. He's pretty big, but quite joosy. There's a deer on the blanket unner the big indoor tree, but it's just a pictor. I WON'T wear the vishus deer horns myself, no way.
oh my gosh!! look at the scary thing our mommy just saw!!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5101361
why would anyone want to buy something scary with vishus deer like this?
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