A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Heer is a pikchur frum Krissmiss. They put me upstares, and win they do that and sumthing fun is going on downstares, I jump up on the rayling and look down and watch. Heer I am, looking down and watching.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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9 Comments:
Grate picture Skeezix! We likes to see you with your i's open!
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I'd probably be tempted to jump, but that looks like a great vantage point!
Very cool photo Skeezix! Finally a photo where we can see your lovely eyes very well. :)
Looks like a great place to look down on everything that's happening!
Wow - that's up high!
you look cute up there. duz ya effur jump down on their heds?
Cool picture, we can see your pretty eyes.
Yoor shadow on the ceiling is scary!
Cute picture!!!
Hi Mr. Skeezix
It sure is a great vantage point you have in your new pitchur...
Our meowmy is trying to make me a blog, but isn't sure it's working yet.
I'm not sure if we're "frootbats" or not... but sure am glad we're friends!
We Love you Skeezix!
purrs,
Mr Zenith and the Fancidots Gang
http://zenithsays.blogspot.com/
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