A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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16 Comments:
Oh my goodness! I almost faynted becuz your swetter is so kyoot. My nees acshully got week.
Oh i got to get me one those sweeters!!!!!! MAMA LAURA LOOK WHAT SKEEXIX HAS I WANT IT
Lilly lu
( your slightly bigger spotty freind who luff pink)
Now that is a really nice sweater!
That's a great sweater Skeezix! :) You look very cute. Way to go getting in a box for Boxing Day. :)
This is just toooo adorable!!
CalicoMom Toni
Oh, Mr Zenith sertinulee haz good tayst. Yoo are reely kyoot in yoor new sweter. It looks like daisy mite haf a little crush on Skeezie!
Gosh, it almost looks like you've grown pink feathers, Skeez. You look FABULOUS!!
What a lovely sweater, Skeez! I notice you've got yur eyes closed in all these Christmas photos. I wonder why?
VT: I HATE that flashy thing, wich is why I have my eyes clozed.
nice swetter skeez.
ware'z da yankee cap?
jh
you look furry cute an we like the swetter an all, but we kinda wanna pounce it.
Skeezix ... Excellent Boxing Day outfit. You REALLY need to send your box picture to "Cats in Boxes" dot com and join the fun.
DaisyMae Maus
I LOVE that sweater, and I don't even wear clothes! It's way cool!
That sweater is gorgeous. I had sort of figured out that you hate the flashy thing because your eyes are closed in so many of your pictures. I bet you close your eyes the minute you see the flashy thing. Oh well, you are still cute.
Hi Skeez buddy! I'm so glad you like your sweater! I thought you'd really look KEWL in it -- and I wuz RIGHT - you DO!
We thought it kinda looked like shiney fur, and hoped you didn't already have one like it.
Your buds,
Mr. Zenith and the Fancidots gang
We don't weer cloves, we go rownd nekkid, but if'n we did weer fings dat swetter wud be nummer wun on owr list. It's beeyootyfull, an yoo look reely cool in it.
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