I may die toonite.
My sensitiv noze may ixplode frum a vary bad smell and it kood be faytul. A skunk evidently got kornerd on the frunt porch toonite and let loose with a klowd of stink partikuls that are a sqwillyun times werse than my wersest poop problim, and the stink partikuls came in the howse, and it's so strong it smells like a skunk got elektrokyooted. Rocky and Trip the psyko stray cat were owtside win it happend, but they do not appeer to have bin involvd. I do not beeleeve the smell will go away in my lifetime.
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Ooooh, Skeezix!! I feel for ya', guy! We've had skunk bombs go off around our place before, and hoo boy! I'm sorry. That's all I gotta say!
Your friend,
'Kaika
^..^
P.S. Maybe Mao and Rocky need to work on some skunk repellant now!
Mom says on that note she's got to go because she's now laughing uncontrollably (and she has to help me with the keyboard)!
But I'm sorry, Skeezix! Please don't let your nose explode!
wutz a "skunk"?
We hope yer nose duzn't ixplode cuz yoo just wudn't look rite wivout it. We don't no wot skunk smells like, but we herd it's awful strong. Mebbe a cloves peg wud help.
Ohoh, maybe Sadie scared da skunk! She teleported offur to see Rocky an now yoo tell me a skunk releesed a bomb. Ya gotta watch out for her, she'll chase anyfing. I hope the stink goes away soon, skunk stink is da werst.
you might haf to take a baf in tomato juice - mommy says that skunk stink can clink to clothes and animals efenn if they wasn't in the skunk's way.
Poor Skeezix,Skunk smell is Horrible.
I feel for you maybe you should hide under the couch.
Oh my Skeezix, that sounds awful! I hope that the smell does go away soon. I have never smelled a skunk, but my Mommy says that it would smell REEEEELLY bad.
Good luck, dude! Post soon so we know you didn't die from the nose ixploshun.
Skeezix- yu shure kno how tu rite a purrfect paragraff. How awfful, but how funnny!
Oh my goodness! I hope the smell goes away soon! I'm not old enough to have smelled a skunk yet, but it sounds like they are very stinky!
tell the Foodlady an Mr. Tasty Face ta burn sum microwave popcorn. that smell would overpower anyfing!
Well, I guess we're lucky that our raccoons don't leave stink bombs! We hope the smell is better today.
~J&B
wow, that is some powerful skunkstink! we bin tryin' to get onto your site forever this evening, and couldn't until now. them stink mollykyules is even boogerin' up the innernets!!
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