Krissmiss Lites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tonite, I had the vary best advenchur of my hole entire life, ixsept maybe for the Chuck Erreca Rest Stop! I got to go see Krissmiss lites!!!!! I think they let me do Krissmiss stuff becuz today I wore my nicest Krissmiss swetter, wich is snuggly red shuh-neeel with sparkles and it has a froofy wite collar. So win they saw my nice kyoot red owtfit, they probly thot I wunted to do sum Krissmiss sellubrating .... and they were rite! (We coodn't reely look at Krissmiss lites frum my stroler becuz it's whut they call "Freezin Ash Cold" heer rite now. That meens it is so cold that win the ashes frum the fires in yer fireplace come up the chimney, they freeze win they hit the owtside air: that's c-c-c-c-c-cold!) So we got in the bloo masheen and wint owt to look at Krissmiss lites wich I had never seen before in my hole entire life!!!! (No, she did not let me drive becuz the bloo masheen has a stik shift, wich meens that to drive it, I wood have to steer the weel wile my big bruther Mao does the shifting, and that will never happen becuz win Mao goze in the bloo masheen he yowls so lowd my ears bleed.)

This was also a reeserch trip, since I was investigayting how danjerus thoze lited vishus deer skeletons are. I've herd many reeports of them, so I deesided to go see for myself!

Let me tell yoo, Krissmiss lites are vary byootiful!! They are like the most byootiful glittery Bob Mackie dress (wich, btw, I wood LOVE to have for Krissmiss, Sandy Claws!), only way bigger. And thare are Santas and elfs and snowmen and all kinds of grate stuff in frunt of peepuls' howses! It took my breth away! So here are sum of the fotos and my insiteful kommuntery:

I saw many many lited vishus deer skeletuns, and theeze wuns were the scariest becuz THEY MOOVED! I was happy to be safe inside the bloo masheen in Mr Tasty Face's arms!

Heer I am chekking owt more vishus deer skeletuns.
Theeze wuns did NOT moove, so yoo can see that I'm a littul bolder abowt chekking them owt.

This was a vary nice display. It had big snowmen --- EVEN THO IT WUZN'T SNOWING! How'd they do that? And they had Sandy Claws and Krissmiss Trees and all kinds of other blowup stuff. My big bruther Mao sez the only kind of gerlfrend I cood ever git wood be a blowup gerlfrend, and that werries me becuz theez blowup things are ginormous! A blowup gerlfrend that size wood sqwish me like a bug!

I fownd it was grate being abul to sit on the spayshus dashbord of the bloo masheen to git a reely good look wile being vary close to the heeter vents! This foto shows off my kyoot Krissmiss owtfit qwite nicely! If yoo look close, yoo can see the silvery sparklies in my swetter.

Yoo need to klik this wun to biggify it so yoo can see whut a byootiful yard this is! Thare are lites EVRYWARE! And Sandy Claws, too! I wish we livd at a grate howse like this!

The Food Lady complaned that it was hard to take fotos that shode both me and the lites. So heer is one ware yoo can see the owtline of me aginst the lites.

Sumtimes, the best vyew was owt the bak window.

At howses like this wun, thare was just so much to see!!! I coodn't take it all in in just one look! I had to look one way, and then anuther! I cood have stade thare all nite!

More lited vishus deer skeletuns. They did not seem to be vary agressiv, but I kept my Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt reddy just in case!

Heer we are bak at home. I'm pozing next to the vishus deer on owr porch, wich is the site of Rocky's industreeyul aksident. This obveeusly is not a reel vishus deer, otherwize it woodn't be thare becuz the hole area REEEKS frum Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt. I coodn't stik arownd too long myself.

As yoo can planely see, looking at Krissmiss lites is a vary wunderful an ixsiting thing to do. Yoo shood try it!!!!

Krissmiss Lites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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