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This is my new kyoot owtfit. As yoo can planely see, it's nice and brite, to lift the spirits during the gray daze of winter. It's made of fleese so it's cozy and cumfy, and it has a nice deezine feechur -- it has a strip of velkrow all the way up the bak so it's reely eezy to put on and take off.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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17 Comments:
That is a really cute outfit. It looks nice and warm, too.
ooh nice - casual but smart
Very stylish, yet comfortable enough for everyday activities!
deer skeez,
i'm likin dat noo owtfit. it soots u jus fine!
u look espeshulee happee to be warin it!
luv--yer grate frend--jh
Skeezix, that really is cute. And useful too. Because I know you get cold out there in Castro California. You'd need a bigger coat and boots to keep you warm here in New Hampster. We had snow on Friday.
That's a nice outfit you got there! And so functional too! You are one lucky cat! :)
Oh, that is a kyoot outfit. Looks snuggly like mom's pajama pants. I wonder if Zippy would ware dat win she goes outside in the frigid cold of Wisconsin? She'll go outside effun if it's below zero! She already wears little fleece booties with lethers on the bottom to protekt her front paws.
You look very cute in your new outfit.
Where in the world does your Momma find these gorgeous designer outfits?
You sure do look smashing.
Patches
Does yur new owtfit make you statiky?
Oooh - what a perfect design with velcro! Did someone make this for you or did you purchase it somewhere? Mommakitty would sure like to know - she might make one for us (she's furry crafty)! Except, of course, ours would not be in pink - that is a color reserved for you only! You must have a large closet too!
What a neat shirt. Looks so good on you, Skeezix. Is your closet bigger than your parents closet? I wonder....
Oh it looks furry warm Skeezix. I am glad to see you are still okay (after what Chey has said about the vishus deer conspiracy)
Wow, Thares no missing yoo in yer BRITE pink shert!
Seriously Skeezix, you rock those clothes like no cat's buisness!
Very cute sweater! I'm sure it's nice and warm. I wonder if I can find one in blue?
What a colorful vest. It suits you perfectly.
Oh, BTW, we tried to leave a comment on Mao's page to tell him how cool he looks in his robe, but it won't let us. It keeps saying we're anonymous! We're not anonymous, we're The Crew!
George
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