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The Food Lady took this pikchur of a PINK FETHER Krissmiss tree that she saw win she and Mr TF wint to San Loois Obismul last munth. Is this not the most byootiful Krissmiss tree EVER??? Sadly, she did not buy it for me. Or maybe she just SED she didn't buy it for me, and she's gonna surprize me.... but if she was gonna surprize me, wood she show me a foto of it beforehand? Hmmmm......
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Oh my goodness Skeezix!! That tree IS beautiful!!! PINK and feathers. Very very pretty. I love that you and I love pink so much. You have such wonderful taste Skeezix. I will post a picture of my pink tree on Catster once I finish decorating it. It is going to have all Hello Kitty ornaments. Thanks for sharing your pink tree picture.
xo Rocky Ann xo
That is a lovely Christmas tree, Skeezix. I wonder which you would like more, just admiring the tree or trying to play with the feathers.
I would eat those fev-vers. Really fast.
Latte
That is such a beautiful tree.It's very Unique and mommy's favorite color.
But maybe she showed you a pickshur to make you THINK she wasn't going to surprise you, and she really IS gonna surprise you!
That's what I think.
That's a beautiful tree! I hope your Mom brought it home for you!
fev-vers! beautiful, yummy fev-vers! we bet she bought you the tree. after all, she loves you - right?
we're furry worried 'bout Libby. her post today sez she's not doin' so well an they think she hadded a seizure.
Skeezix, that's a lovely tree. I couldn't wait to eat the feathers off of it.
Skeezix! My mom saw the same one and you can get one at Michael's!!! They've also got some cute outfits (I saw a Santy Claws one that would look PURRFECT on you!).
DaisyMae Maus
Wow - that looks more like a fabulous toy! (Mao would probably shred it!)
Hey...we're celebrating WAcKy WedNesDaY again...come visit! We'll post the names and linkies of efurryone who's being WAcKy!
WOW that's the pinkest fing we've efur seen! It's, It's -- oh we don't know how to efun describe it.
Our Mom swooned when she saw that very pink tree. She likes it ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko kO
Oh oh! Mommy saw one of those and it maded her fink of you. She wanted to get you one, but Grandma saided she better wait til she robbed a bank first. hehehe (No, Mommy don't really rob banks!) It's definnitely YOU, Skeezix!
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