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Mao & Skeezix Christmas Card
Mao & Skeezix Christmas Stamp
Skeezix the Elf Christmas Stamp
Skeezix the Elf Christmas Card 
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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4 Comments:
Skeez, you look SO DIFFERENT with your ears tucked in to your hat!!! I didn't even know who that cat WAS at first and I ALMOST STARTED TO HISS because I HAVE JUST HAD MY FILL OF NEW CATS LATELY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. But then I was like, dude, it's Skeez!
We love the picture of you and Mao together. You need to put that on a t-shirt. It would also be a great design for winter pajamas!
Skeez, that stuff is AWESOME! I'm totally gonna get some cards to send out to all my friends and family.
I reely like your Christmas owtfits, too.
Oh, we LOVE the new Christmas photo!
~J&B
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