Thursday, December 14, 2006

Terryfying Song

I can hardly tipe: I'm still shaking.

I just herd the song, "Gramma Got Runned Over by a Ranedeer," and I lerned that GIT THIS: it was ritten by a vet-man, Dr Elmo. So it's not bad enuf that the vishus deer are eeting tender yung joosy cats, now thare going after Grammas!!! And Grammas are definitly not tender, yung and joosy!!! Wich meens that my big bruther Mao and Rocky had better watch owt! And all yoo other geezer cats, too! (The only thing that mite save me is that owr frunt porch still REEKS frum Rocky's industreeyul aksident, so nobuddy --- inclooding vishus deer --- wunts to git neer owr howse!)


The Vishus Deer Nayberhood Watch Groop has been SMOKIN' this last week. Dutchess has been making amayzing progress in her reeserch, so if yer an FOSer, drop by!

>> Vishus Deer Nayberhood Watch Groop (for FOS* members, only. Wunt to join FOS? Let me know!)

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* The Frends of Skeezix Groop on Catster. Members git FOS buttuns and stuff, and it's the home of the vishus deer nayberhood watch groop. Catster is free to join, and evrybuddy is welcome to join FOS. Emale me if yoo wunt to join.

7 Comments:

Derby said...

Mum says that song was one of her mum's favorites. She used to sing it while she made cookies.

12/14/2006 04:34:00 PM  
Jake and Bathsheba said...

Our Mom likes that stupid song too. She admits that it's stupid, but says that's its charm.

~J&B

12/14/2006 06:15:00 PM  
Rosie & Cheeto said...

Owr lady said she met Dr. Elmo last yeer. GET THIS....he lives neer by yoo (and also us). He's a Bay Area native whatevur that meens. Pleese do watch owt be and be eggstra careful this time of yeer

12/14/2006 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous said...

I just remembered I have a terrifying tale of Vishus Deer! I'll have to head over to the group and tell it tomorrow morning!!

Kaze

12/14/2006 07:58:00 PM  
Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

R&C: Yoo know, he livs REEELY KLOSE to Kimo and Sabi!!!! Maybe he cood be thare vet man!

12/14/2006 08:55:00 PM  
Rosie & Cheeto said...

Oh No!! Do yoo have ruum to take Kimo and Sabi until the vishus rain-deer go away aftur the holidays? We have ruum fur one, if yoo can take the othur in!

12/14/2006 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous said...

Eeek! Mommy's singin that song now! Eeek! Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mommy, don't sing bout vishus deers!

12/15/2006 03:12:00 AM  

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