Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 11

UPDATE: I put the rong link on TT13: My TT13 for 14 December (Edishun 12) is HEER.

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Skeezy's Peepul Krissmiss Gift Giving Gide

As a publik serviss to the harreed peepul owt thare, I'm going to list 13 things that wood make good peepul gifts this Krissmiss that yoo mite not alreddy have thot of. I'm rekumending stuff that my Food Lady has exibittid speshul deelite in reecintly:

1. The New Yorker Cartoons' Rejection Collection: Kartoons that didn't make it into the magazeen becuz they were too deemented or riskay or politikly inkorrekt. The Food Lady and Mr TF have bin reeding this at bedtime, and they make vary lowd choking sownds and laff a lot and sqweel (the Food Lady sqweels, not Mr TF) wile thare doing it, so I think it must be good.
   
2. Anything frum the Best Frends Animul Sankchewary Store. Proceeds help the animuls and thare's a lot of grate stuff that yoo wood probly be buying anyway.


3. Sponser a Best Frends Animul Sankchewary Animul. Frum birds to barnyard buddeez, yoo can sponser a cat or other aniuml in abowt 4 minits, all online.


4. Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon
   
5. Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure Komplete with a mess o' cats.
   
6. The Book "Tails of Devotion". Peepul (sum fameus, sum not) deskribe the bond with thare pets. Proseeds frum the sales go to animul charuteez.
   
7. A Lexar Jump Drive. The Food Lady got one of these and duzn't know how she livd withowt it. Plugs into the USB thingie and lets yoo move massiv files frum one compyooter to anuther withowt having to burn to CD or sumthing. She keeps it on her keychain. Grate for the gajit geek on yer list.
   
8. A Blogging Cats Calendar. Help owt fellow cat bloggers thru sum ruff times with yer purchase, and give a grate kalinder to boot!
   
9. Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt. Mao made me put this on the list.
   
10. Life: A Journey Through Time. New photography book owt by the gratest naychur fotograffer EVER, Frans Lanting. A kalinder is also avaylubul.
    
11. Give the gift of YOO. Make yer own kalender. Zazzle offers a bunch of diffrint styles and opshuns, AND yoo can start on any munth yoo like. Qwality is exsillint! Tons of other produkts are avayabul as well.
    
12. Bake it/Can it/Brew it and slap yer own purrfeshunul label on it! The Food Lady alwayze makes homemade stuff at Krissmiss and puts these snazzy purrfesshunul kustum labels on them. In fakt, don't tell anywun, but sumtimes she steems the labels offa cheep wine and puts a fancy kustum label on it and givs thoze to the peepul in the famly hoo can't tell 2-buk-Chuck frum Opus 1.
    
13. The Werld's Grossest Cooking Tool EVER. Yoo have to see it to beeleeve it!
    
    

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Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 11

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