Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 12
Thirteen Reezins it’s grate having big ears:
- I can get radio signuls frum Irkutsk.
- I can heer win the can of Fancy Feest Sliced Turkey in Gravy is being opend frum any spot in the howse.
- Evrybuddy spends so much time fokussing on how hyooje my ears are that they don’t notiss how ugly the rest of me is.
- It’s hard to find hats to fit me over my ears, so I don’t have to ware hats vary offin. I don’t like warin’ hats much cuz they sqwoosh my ears.
- Win it’s windy, my ears akt as sales that propell me along so I can run faster than my legs wood normully take me.
- I can make awesum shadow puppits on the wall of the Himilayuhs.
- I can eezily maskerade as a chiwawa winever I wunt to. I’ve never wunted to, but I cood. If I wunted to.
- I can heer win the marawding bands of vishus deer are reeking havuk in owr nayburhood in plenty of time for me to hide under the bed or in the bak of the klosit.
- No matter ware they are in the howse, I can heer Rocky or Mao win they blow chunks, so I can run rite over and chek it owt wile it’s fresh!
- Hot chiks like Daisy and Ella and Kaze dig ‘em.
- They help me be more ixpressiv in my body langwidge. I can use them like exklamayshun points.
- If the blogging kareer duzn’t werk owt, I can always git a job as a frootbat or a satellite dish.
- Win Mao and Rocky and me play Star Trek, I always git to be the Ferengi.
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18 Comments:
That's a great Thursday thirteen list! You could also make shadow puppets of 2 shark fins - maybe that would scare away vishus deer!
That's a great Thursday 13 list. However, I don't think the rest of you is ugly. I think you're cute all over. You play Spock, too, if you get tired of being the Ferengi.
Great list Skeezix! :) I don't think you're ugly - you are very cute!
I agree with Karen Jo - you would also make a great Vulcan. :)
Happy T13. :)
I agree with Karen Jo. I don't think you are any kind of ugly. I think you are kinda cute. A little weird, maybe, for a boy cat (I mean, you like pink), but certainly not ugly.
Hee hee. Yur silly to fink yur ugly. Mao jus tells ya that cuz he's jealous.
Happy TT! :)
You're not ugly Skeezix. My humans think you're very cute, and I do too.
Having big ears can be useful, can't it? :) My humans say that with my ears and my wrinkles, I could pass for Yoda!
#11 is very true. We can be very expressive with our ears.
Have a purrfect day. :)
Great list! In fact I posted a similar list about why I like being a frootbat. We frootbats must really think alike.
Kaze
our mommy says that you're not ugly at all, and your frootbat ears add to your cuteness!
I love your list Skeezix and your frootbat ears too! The rest of you isn't ugly! In fact, you're once of the cutest things I've ever seen! Ever!
A lovely list Skeezix. You and Kaze must have talked--or heard each other writing. She wrote about being a frootbat!
Great Thursday Thirteen! But you are not ugly at all! Not one of part of you is ugly! You are all cuteness!
Great Thursday Thirteen! But you are not ugly at all! Not one of part of you is ugly! You are all cuteness!
But Skeez, you're wrong about #3. You're not ugly. All the girl cats think you're HOT.
George
that's prolly the best Thursday 13 we effur readed. an we agree wif the offurs - yur cute. an anyway, has a cat effur been ugly? we duzzn't effun think that's possybull
Oh I bets you's a great Ferengi, Skeezix! Great list :) But you's not ugly. So there :P
Purrrrrrs,
Sanjee
im a little late in commenting but i really like your list
ha! All the better to hear you with. :)
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