Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 13
My ferst Thirteen Pikup Lines I thot of to git gerls to go owt with me win I get up enuf kerrije to talk to a gerl.
I think sumtime within the next 4 or 5 yeers I mite ask a gerl cat to go owt on a date with me, so I'm starting my planning erly. Rocky advizd me to come up with sum pikup lines. Pikup lines are whut yoo say to git the gerls intristid in gitting to know yoo better. So heer are the ferst thirteen I came up with:
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I think sumtime within the next 4 or 5 yeers I mite ask a gerl cat to go owt on a date with me, so I'm starting my planning erly. Rocky advizd me to come up with sum pikup lines. Pikup lines are whut yoo say to git the gerls intristid in gitting to know yoo better. So heer are the ferst thirteen I came up with:
- Bond. Skeezix Bond. (This is the wun I use win I'm waring my tuxeedo.)
- I can put my ankles behind my nek. Can yoo?
- I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!! (Rocky helped me with that one.)
- You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
- I've got the kyootist pink satin bathrobe... wanna try it on?
- I know I'm not much for looks, but byooty is only a lite switch away.
- I've had a hoohaectomy.
- Stop, drop, and roll, baby: yer on fire.
- Do yoo.... Yahoo?
- I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make yer Bedrock!
- If byooty were time, yoo'd be eternuty.
- I got a thirst, baby, and yoo smell like my toona joose.
- Yoo know whut they say abowt guys with big ears...!
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Those lines would work for me!
~Bathsheba
We thinks any girl would be attracted to you because you have such a fabulous wardrobe - plus they can share clothes with you! Very Metro.
I'd go with the pink bathrobe one. It would be neat to have a girlfriend you could share your wardrobe with.
Yep, numero five wood probly werk with me to. and we mite be the same size! but yoor ward robe is much beter than mine - I do not hav any deziner lables.
Those are great pickup lines Skeezix! I don't know if I'd advertise that I have a pink robe, however. ;)
Super list, Skeezix! They'd prolly work on Dazey, but not Jesse. She don't like boys!
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Oh my gosh Skeezix....that is so...grown up of you! I'm shocked to hear those lines but I am impressed! You'll make the ladies wild (when you decide you're ready to date)!
Kaze
PS- The Lap Lady laughed really really hard!
Dose were good lines, why's momma laffing so hard. I think yoo haf a reel shot with da ladees. Oh, and I'd take wut Rocky says and tone it down a liddul. It werks fur him, but yoo arent a gutter cat and need a liddul moor refined aprooch.~Sadie
I love them all! My personal favorites are #3 and #12! LOLOL!
HAHAHAHAHA! Sum of them wuz FUNNIE! And that pictor, HAHAHAHAHA!
I think you should just be yourself Skeezix. You are too cute not to be able to pick up girls if you want to.
tuna joose! LOVE it!
Happy TT, but you might want to rethink the pink bathrobe. not nearly dignified enough.
I am espeshully lovin' the tuna joose one. I think Sophie'd go for it (she likes the foods), and she's smaller than you! MAYBE YOU SHOULD DATE MY SISTER.
uh, not for nuthin', but do you know what all of those mean?
i'm not implying you're dumb or anything. you know more about vishus deer and couture than any cat on earth! it's just that, well, rocky can be a bit of a prankster sometimes . . . and you can be a little, um, innocent. rocky lives in the gutter, y'know. the REAL world. the scary world.
it's good that you wanna expand your horizons by getting to know some girls, but maybe it's best to just be yourself--sweet and charming.
an' what do you plan to do if a girlcat sez "yes"? (fainting is NOT an option.)
--your furriend, nitro
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I'd go out with you anytime!
Although, your bathrobe might be too small for me...
Just be yourself and you'll have no problem.
Nitro - I think I know whut all of 'em meen. Well,maybe not. Sum I just lernd by lissining to Rocky, and he's REEELY popyuler with the chiks, so I know they'd be good pikup lines.
The ferst wun I wood say if I wuz waring my tuxedo.
The second wun is to let the gerl know that I'm in good shape.
#3 is a Rocky speshul... he sez gerls dig pirates.
#4 is a play on werds. I think. I akshully don't like brooms much.
#5 -- well, wunce the gerl sees my wardrobe she's just GOT to wunt to date me!
#6 -- I'm iknolijing my shortcomings up frunt. Then she mite wunt to go owt with my owt of pity - at leest Mao sez that's the only reezin a gerl wood wunt to go owt with me!
#7 -- Don't wunt them to think I'm a skanky tomcat.
The rest are ones I've overherd Rocky using. Ixsept the last one. He always sez, "Yoo know whut they say abowt guys with big paws," but my paws are tiny, so I switched ears for the paws part, and that will let the gerl know that I'm a good lissener. And Rocky sez chiks always think they wunt a guy hoo's a good lissener, even win whut they reely wunt is a guy with big paws. I don't know whut the big whoop is abowt big paws... maybe one of yoo gerl cats cood ixplane.
that's a grate list. we're surprized ya duzzn't got ladeez lined up 'round the block alreddy.
(our Lady's rollin' on the floor laffin' - what's up wif her?)
Yeah, my Mom's rollin on the floor laffin too. Crazy Mommies!
We likes #2 best :)
Purrrrrrrrrrs!
Oh Skeezix, yoo had me at hello!
I think weed mayk a grate kupul xsept that yoo live 3000 myels away! So I gess if yoo evur want a gerlfrend we will jus haf to onlee be innernet sweetees.
oh, skeezix--rocky's right about the "good listener" part--that's not a "line", it's the truth. ask the food lady!
i just don't want you to get your heart broken. you are such a nice guy, it would be a shame to have you taken advantage of by some girlcat who only wanted your wardrobe!!
purrs to you from your best buddy, nitro
I like the last one, Skeezix, cept I don't really unnerstand it. What is it bout guys wif big ears?
I fink I'll tell Emmy, "I'll show you my blog if you show me mine!" I don't fink I used a line wif her, she just lay down by me at a party. Sumtimes, you don haf to say anyfing.
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
- Mark Twain
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