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Jenerully, thare arn't too many tummy fotos of me becuz I don't sleep on my bak that much and I am whut they call "svelt" wich meens I'm bilt like Barney Fife and I don't have a big ole' flab purse hangin' down frum my tummy. But heer's a rare tummy foto of me, with my rat tale showing. My nice pink pawpads are also showing, but we don't have a Pink Pawpad day of the week.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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15 Comments:
You gots a cute tummy!
You gots a cute tummy!
You gots a cute tummy!
EEEKKK!!! sorry about the multiple comments!
You gots a cute tummy!
You have a beautiful tummy! I have the uncontrollable urge to kiss and tickle it Hehe
Goof fing ya gots Mao to prop ya up.
Hahahahahahahahahaaaha!!!!
and what lovely pink pawpads they are!
Yes we do . . . Tuesday Toes-day!
Was Mao pushin you ofur? Cuz sumtimes Mom pushes me round the bed an I end up sprawled out like that. Bonnie's comin closer fur treats, but no way will she sleep next to fur anofur squillion years.
I fink Junior finks yur tummy's cute.
Great photo of you and Mao. :) You have a lovely tummy. :) And your tail is cute!
Your pink pawpads would be great for Toesday. :)
I can only repeat what Junior said (multiple times, with good reason): You gots a cute tummy!
FURRY cute tummy!
You SEXY cat!!!!
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