Vishus Rednek Ranedeer
Whut with all the vishus ranedeer arownd the past few weeks, the Vishus Deer Nayberhood Watch Groop* is SMOKIN' with vishus deer reports acrost the country.
My deer frend (no pun intended) Rue Rue sent me a foto wich sugjests the hyoomans may finely be klooing in to the vishus deer thret and doing sumthing to protekt us. WARNING: the link kuntanes a foto wich the Food Lady wood deeskribe as "sik". But she's smiling win she sez it.
>> SEE THE Rednek Ranedeer foto
And lookee whut intrepid reeporter KC sent to me:
My deer frend (no pun intended) Rue Rue sent me a foto wich sugjests the hyoomans may finely be klooing in to the vishus deer thret and doing sumthing to protekt us. WARNING: the link kuntanes a foto wich the Food Lady wood deeskribe as "sik". But she's smiling win she sez it.
>> SEE THE Rednek Ranedeer foto
And lookee whut intrepid reeporter KC sent to me:
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* The Vishus Deer Nayberhood Watch Groop is open to anywun. To join, yoo need to be a member of Catster (it's free!) and the Frends of Skeezix (FOS) Groop.
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11 Comments:
That is the scariest thing I have ever seen!!! This must mean THEY ARE REAL!
Let dat be a warning to all da vishus deer. If yoo mess with us kitties yoo will pay. My bean unkul killed two dis yer. Yeh fur unkul Gary!
Well dat's one vishus deer that won't be eating tender yung cats.
Bwhahahahahaha, snort, hee hee. Dat deer must be in Washington State. Dey do the same fings wif Starling birdies. Dey shoot em and hang em in the trees to warn all the ofur invader Starlings.
SEE? We knew them things wuzzn't just Vishus Deer skellytuns! Skellytuns are ded an can't bleed reel blud like that one is. THEY'RE ALIVE!
Oooo skarree! But yer ladee an myne must think alike cuz my ladee startid laffin so hard she startid to koff!
She thot it wuz varee funnee I gess, efun tho it gave me the shivurs.
I noe she noes vishus deer arr varee danjerus becuz she sayz she werrees abowt hittin wun wif her kar win they jump owt to eet yoo. Thair arr a lot of forrists arownd heer so I NOE thair must be a lot of vishus deer sneekin arownd. I'm glad I stay inside whair itz safe!
I agree with your Food Lady ... sick, sick, sick. I dunno ... I'm not a FAN of vishus deer, but I don't want 'em dead either. Mom used to work at Big 5 Sporting Goods in college (many, many moons ago) and used to get upset when the deer hunting licenses came out. I guess that I'll just have to ride the fence on this one.
DaisyMae Maus
Hahahahaha! We're gonna send that photo to our vishus deer hunting redneck fambly in Bakersfield!
Mau ha ha! It's like the scene in Jaws. They have to make sure there are no kitties trying to get out of it. It looks empty. Thank Cats!!
RUE RUE! You done good! LOVE the picture! "Sik" indeed, but LET THAT BE A WARNING DEER!
we are terrified at that awful human prey photo--if they can't get tender, young juicy cats, they'll get the food ladies & dudes, and then the kitties will STARVE to death! cruel! cruel vishus deer!!
our mom was peekin' at your bloggie at work, and sez she whooped so loud at the redneck reindeer picture, the guys in the warehouse came out front to see what was goin' on!!
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