A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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8 Comments:
WAY TA GO! Congratulations ta them fur winnin' a way cool purrize an guessin' so good. YAY!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaa, were sooo sooo happie!!! Thank yoo, Skeezarooski's fur holding such a grate contest! What a grate prize...we can't wait to post abowt owr speshul skeezix transforming mug soon!!!
Awwwwe that's so awesome! :) Congrats!
WOW! Their pawsitive thinkin reely worked!!! Concatulations Rosie and Cheeto!
Purrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee, Boni Maroni, Mini, Pepi and Gree
Pee Ess. We already ordered one of the mugs for our Grandma cuz she luvs yall so much. But it's a seekrit, don't tell her. heeheh
Congrats to Rosie and Cheeto!!
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Good for Rosie & Cheeto! Concatulations.
Congrats, guys!!
Wow, konkatulashuns Rosie and Cheeto...mmm, cheetos...sorry, got distakted for a minit. Mom tinks dat mug is sooo kewl, we gots her plastik monee and we're gettin her one - um two? Ya, two, one fur werk and one fer home.
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