A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
My new Cat Blog Help Center blog has offishully lawnched! This site is destind to become the web's best reesorse for blogging cats, and cats hoo wanna blog but don't know ware to start.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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7 Comments:
This is the best blogging help ever! And we likes your new blog background - cute kitties and peace signs!
Skeezix:
LOVE the new "image banner" that you sent. I've got it up and linked on my blog so that more traffic can be directed. Very cool.
Oh, I didn't mention that I like your new wallpaper on this blog. Did you draw the kitties and peace signs yourself? You are so multi-talented.
DMM
Thank you to Skeezix and all the contributers to the kitty help blog! We've used it lots and lots already!!! THANK YOU!
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Yes, thank you guys so much for putting together this great web site! It was a terific help for al us new kitty bloggers.
-Percy, Eliot, Emily
that's a lotta grate info! we been reedin' an reedin' an reedin'!
Yes, I agree, this is a very great site. Hopefully soon I can go from a blogging Dummie to a blogging Smartie with the help of this site.
Even tho imma dog, i been usin yoor page Skeez, fanks for it!!
Gloria Rottenpuppy
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