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This is a byootiful pink skarf that my best frends Kimo and Sabi got me for Krissmiss. It has a saying frum my faverit teevee show, Star Trek, on it: Live Long and Pawsper. That's whut the Vulcan cats say. I mite be a Vulcan cat becuz of my distinktiv ears, but I can't be 100% shur. I just know that skarfs make vary vary good aksesseries, and can be funkshunul, too --- providing extra warmth during the kold daze of winter!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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17 Comments:
Wow, it is a very pretty pink scarf. I wore a YELLOW sundress today for my fashion show.
I think you could be related to Mr. Spock, but only a very distant relative. Because you gots furs, and Spock does not.
Yer booboo looks very red in that photo. Maybe Doctor Mckoy could fix it fer you? Beam me up Scotty!
Ohhhh - we knew that would look fabulous on you! We may have to steel that photo to put on our bloggie so's everyone can see! We thinks you certainly must be related to Mr. Spock (though we've never seen him wear pink, hmmmm....)
Ooh, I didn't know about Fashun Show Friday!!! Next week I'll have to pawtisserpate.
I like yer scarf, Skeezix. It's furry nice and PINK.
Nice skarf dood. Is dat Mao tryin to make yoor boo boo bettur? It looks kinda sore and red, yoo sher yoor 'kay?
That's a great scarf! My mom says she loves it! She and my dad are big trekkies, and they often call me a Vulcan-cat because of my ears!
Oh cool Skeezix, that's a sooper skarf! Kimo an Sabi were so grate to send it to yoo! My Mommy's jumpin up an down cuz she likes Star Trek so much. When she was a lil sticky purrson, she usedta get up early frum her naps to watch it efun but her efun liler sticky bruvver couldn't. Can yoo make that Vulcan sign wif yore toes like Mr. Spok does wif his fingers?
Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee
That is a very pretty scarf. And pink too.
skeexiz I luff your scaf You do have that mr spock fing going wiff the ears. Today faitions were my japness stled dress and a Lilly the Ballenia dress You luff this one !!!!
Great scarf! poor boo boo. how are you feeling? Are you getting lotsa extra babying, snuggling and treatsies?
Live long and pawspur!!!!!!!!!!
I can see your battle woond in that picture too! You're just uppin' your street cred, Skeez.
Wat a beeyoutiful scarf. We dint no u wuz an alien. Cool. Um, iz u legal? Fank you fur pozin fur Fashion Friday in your Krissmouse prezzie.
awww Skeezix! So sorry about your booboo on your ear. MeiLin's got on her eyebrow. Must be the season for frisky playing?
That scarf looks adorable, and Star Trek sayings? sweet!!!
furry kyoot and furry funnee....that frooboo still needs some medicated goo put on it, mr.TF
Awesome Prezzie Kimo and Sabi!
Hey, Skeezix. It luks like Mao is a bit jellous of yoo and yer scarf...
How very attractive - that was nicer than nice of Kimo & Sabi!
the response to 'live long and pawsper' is 'peace and long life'. i sure wish those for you, skeez!
Mom lurves that quote. We know a polydactyl ginger on Flickr who holds a paw out an does the "Live Long an Prospurr" signal. Oh, an my mom's parent-beans once saw Mr. Spock in purson at the food store!
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