A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
This is my sporty noo polo shert frum Dicken's Closet. The choklit color kompliments my natchurul myooted choklit tones vary nicely. And altho yoo can't see it heer, thare is sumthing cald a "fler-duh-lee" on the chest. "Fler-duh-lee" is a French sine that meens the owtfit is klassy. And it case yer werried that thare's no pink in the foto, I'm showing yoo a pink part of me that yoo will not offin see....!
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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18 Comments:
o, furry nice outfit Skeezix.
Yes, Skeezix, the Fluer Dee Lee is very classy.
I absolutely refuse to wear anything but my tiarra so I can't participate in Fashion Friday.
Yer soooo fashunabul skeezix. It's grate that yoo accomudated the colur pink in yer picktur. Yoo luk like yoo shuld play golf and chase lots of berdies!!
How stylish!
SKEEZIX! You look very manly in that brown polo shirt! Meow! Maybe you could play golf in that top. Or at least hang around at the club.
I agree, very classy.
your tongue is cute :-)
Very hansom, as always dear Skeezix! You are the cutting edge of feline fashinon!!
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Skeezix yu is IT!
Abby
That is a great shirt! Your little pink tongue is cute! Meowm tries to get pictures of my tongue but I keep it safely hidden!
Very nice shirt Skeezix. :) So classy! And you have a cute pink tongue. :)
Ooooh - this is not your normal color, but furry fqashionable. Looks like you're ready for a furry sophisticated golf classic! (nice pink tounge action)
Skeez, you must go and look at my post for today. It's so YOU!
George
BTW, you look good in any color!
DARNIT!
Mommy and I fergot about Fashun Show FRIDAY!!!
I will try to 'member next week.
Yeah, you shood join da local country club and hang out der. Maybe yoo cood effun take Mr. Tasty Face and da Food Ladee okashunally. Yoo look furry klassy.
ar u stickin yer tongue owt becuz yer owtfit iz "manly chocolat" ... an not "prettee girl pink"?
yer such a fashun plate, skeez.
I think you are sticking out your tongue because the outfit isn't pink...But it is very classy and sophisticated! Tara
You look very classy in your new polo shirt.
you're the best dressed guy i know!
--suz
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