A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Win me and Mr Tasty Face git up in the morning and go into the compyooter room to do owr werk, it can be kinda kold. And this week has bin the most freezingest kold EVER in my hole entire life. So, wile the office warms up, Mr TF raps an elektrik blankit around himself so he duzn't git frostbite. And I burrow in, wich also helps keep him warm. We sit like that much of the day.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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that is so nice of you to keep Mr Tasty face warm but we don't know who looks the sleepiest !
we think you should just stay in bed when it's that cold.
I see you snuggling in there Skeezix! I wish we would get some cold weather here. I have to get up very early so I can go strolling before it gets too hot. I would like to sleep in!
You are doing a furry good job keeping Mr TF warm, Skeezy. Sometimes we haf to make sakrifices for owr humans and I hope he appresheates wat you do for him. :)
Buddy
That is just the sweetest thing I've ever seen, I think! It's going to be very cold here today, also.
Its getting chilly here too, but not that cold. Sometimes the LL crouches on the floor when she's wearing a skirt and I like to hide under her skirt because it is nice and warm and hidey. I don't think I was supposed to say that....
Kaze
unusually cold there, unusually warm here. Normally it is bitter cold here, windy and much below freezing. yesterday I have shorts on!
snoozing in an electric blankie all day sounds like a good plan. It is wonderful that you help Mr. TF.
Mr. TF looks like he could use some coffee! You sure look cuddly though! :)
Skeezix... Mr Tasty Face is starting to look like you! We like the photo a lot. We're pretty sure that we'd like an electric blanket but we don't have one so the woman lets us sleep on her hot water bottle.
Stay warm!
Neat picture! We have some of the frozen white stuff if'ns you want to come play in it Skeezix!! It's cold here too!
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J
CC
Poor Skeez. Don't you have a big box in your basement that makes your house warm all over? You can come over and sit by ours if you want to.
George, Tipper, Max & Misty:
Thare is a big box under the howse, but it only heets the downstares. Thare is a littul box upstares that heets the compyooter room, but the peepul don't leeve it on all nite, so it is as kold as the owtside win we go in thare in the morning.
Daisy: I'm jellus! I have gone stroling since furrever becuz it has eether bin too kold or too rainey!
Famous Five: Offin I do stay in bed. The Food Lady will tern the lektrik blankit bak on for me, and make the bed over the top of me (I'm so skinny, yoo can't even tell I'm in the bed), and I'll snuggle in thare ... but win I do that, thare's nobuddy to keep Mr TF warm, so win I heer his teeth chattering, I run to the compyooter room and try to keep him warm.
Yoo guyz shood just stay inna bed on kold mornings. We gotz snow yesterday and now itz kold here. Mom sez she wants ta stay inna bed too but hassa go ta werk. We dont haf dat problem::snicker::
Hey...you both look like you're sleepin' on the job! that's what warm blankies will do to ya!
You are a good kitty to help Mr. Tasty Face keep warm. The picture is great. I hope the Food Lady brought him some coffee.
Mr. Tasty Face luks like he mite haf a cold. Make shue he sneeses intu his elbo so yu cant catch his gearms. Get better sun, Mr. Tasty Face!
LOKi
I've been snuggling a lot as well..over here in the Central Valley of California, its been way too cold for me! Tara
It looks like Mr. TF is growin' some whiskers to stay warm, too!
It's been FREEZING here, too. We don't live by the Big Forest ... We live by the BIGGER ocean and the long, sandy beach, but it's still cold, cold, cold!
Stay toasty with Mr. TF, Skeezix! 'Letric blankets sound wonderful.
DMM
Skeez !
Yu n MR Tasty Face look so SWEET all snuguld togefher to sta warm.
Toria likes to sleep under meowmy's cuvrs, and we have lots of cozy cups, on mewomy's bed. When it's KOLD at owr hous, we sleep 2 to a cozy sizd for one. (Or somtimz I sleep agnst her nek like a stol.
Skeez, you look so warm. It's brrrr here today, and when the human dumped her coat on the couch, I crawled in the sleeve ... and got stuck! So stick with that blanket and beware of coat sleeves!
Rocky
i sure understand cold, skeez. if you keep your neck and your ears warm, usually you'll be fine. (it looks like your blanket takes care of that pretty well! thanks mr. tf for keeping my friend warm and cozy!)
we had more snow today. the roads look pretty good, though, so maybe mama will be going to work tomorrow. the only sad part about that is she won't be here to build a fire for me.
that's furry cuddly! we like to do that, too, an' we're doin' plenty of it just now!!
Skeezix: Chloe and I do almost the exact same thing in our computer room at home!
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