A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Thare's a new blog in the blogosfeer! And since it's a Meezer blog, I'm promoting it on Meezer Munday. The blogger is Tara, and she's in Modesto, wich akkording to Google Maps is just a kuppul of inches frum Castro Valley by the big forest.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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3 Comments:
She just your size...maybe a new gurly friend?!
thanks for introducing me to tara, skeez. she looks like a wonderful addition to our blogosphere!
my blogroll is getting bigger all the time. it probably won't ever be as big as yours (insert headbutt), but it's fun to have friends!
Thanks for the plug Skeezix! I've had lots of new friends drop by. We are close to you, and Mom work in Livermore, about 1/2 way! We have another house on the other side of the big forest (Mom says its our mountain house), and I get to go to it sometimes! Tara
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