That geezer Rocky stoled my tunnel box! It was the one the Food Lady orderd frum the innernet for me, and Mr Tasty Face fixt it up reel nice so the seeling duzn't cave in and it has nice arches on both ends. I run thru my tunnel box a sqwillion times a day! But last nite I coodn't run thru it becuz sumthing dark and menessing was blokking my way:
ROCKY! That old geezer was sitting in the middul of my tunnel box LIKKING himself all over the way he duz, making thoze GROSS sukking sownds, and peeses of blak Rocky fur were gitting all over the nice kleen floor of my box. So I sed vary nicely and politely with my vary best adult voice, "Rocky, I beeleeve yoo have mistakin my tunnel box for yer filthy gutter. Pleeze vakayte the premisses immediyutly." And yoo know whut he did??? HE TRIDE TO FRY MY BRANE WITH HIS VISHUS DEER LAZER BEEM EYES!!! So I qwikly avertid my hed, and I told Rocky that if he didn't vakayte the premisses that I wood have to take the matter to arbitrayshun. And then he sed a lot of the werds on my bad werds list and I had to kloze my ears. Heer is a pickcher of me trying to reezin with him, but yoo can't reezin with an old geezer gutter cat. And I don't even know if I wunt my tunnel box bak becuz now it's got Rocky's smell all over it, and his blak fur, too.
Rocky stoled my tunnel box!
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That geezer Rocky stoled my tunnel box! It was the one the Food Lady orderd frum the innernet for me, and Mr Tasty Face fixt it up reel nice so the seeling duzn't cave in and it has nice arches on both ends. I run thru my tunnel box a sqwillion times a day! But last nite I coodn't run thru it becuz sumthing dark and menessing was blokking my way: ROCKY! That old geezer was sitting in the middul of my tunnel box LIKKING himself all over the way he duz, making thoze GROSS sukking sownds, and peeses of blak Rocky fur were gitting all over the nice kleen floor of my box. So I sed vary nicely and politely with my vary best adult voice, "Rocky, I beeleeve yoo have mistakin my tunnel box for yer filthy gutter. Pleeze vakayte the premisses immediyutly." And yoo know whut he did??? HE TRIDE TO FRY MY BRANE WITH HIS VISHUS DEER LAZER BEEM EYES!!! So I qwikly avertid my hed, and I told Rocky that if he didn't vakayte the premisses that I wood have to take the matter to arbitrayshun. And then he sed a lot of the werds on my bad werds list and I had to kloze my ears. Heer is a pickcher of me trying to reezin with him, but yoo can't reezin with an old geezer gutter cat. And I don't even know if I wunt my tunnel box bak becuz now it's got Rocky's smell all over it, and his blak fur, too.
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OOOHHH Skeez!
We luv boxes here, too!
Meowmy always leaves boxes stuff comes in to owr howse. Somtims she cuts kewl doorways and "peep-holes" that we play peek-a-boo thru..
Othur tims she lays them on their side, so we can hide behind the flaps and jump owt and scar each othur.
Boxes IS fun!
Oh, man, Skeez, I feel your pain. Here's an idea: have Mr. TF or the FL rub something all over the interior of the box that has your smells on it. Maybe that will overpower the Rocky scent. The black fur can all be vacuumed out (when you're nowhere around).
I'm glad you got your eyes averted from Rocky fast enough!
You will obviously have to put up a sign that says something like "No trespassers allowed" and an arrow pointing to a photo of Rocky. That should do it.
I think Rocky likes it in your tunnel box. You might have a hard time getting him to vacate the premises. Those laser eyes look dangerous to me. Maybe you better let Mr. Tasty Face evict Rocky.
There's a hole in the side right? Maybe you could 'encourage' him to leave by giving him a nudge throught the side?
I'm glad nocat steals my boxes. Grumpybutt doesn't like them and the girls check them out but would rather sit on their thrones.
My basket gets hogged though....
Maybe you can use a SMOKE BOMB to smoke him out,just like those SWAT teams do. Then, if you use some night vision goggles, you would be safe from the lazer beam eyes.
Poor Skeez, you have had a bad couple of days.
babby Iris here
Skeez I know what your going though that old hissing ginger gezzer cat stole my cat after her caughed up a hair ball on his and he that happenes cuse he licked him self like he dose. Hummp what you going to do wiff gizzer cat takeig are stuff
maybe the food lady can order anofurr one just for you?
Oh wow, this is a dilemma. Rocky just barged in to your personal hidey space. how annoying.
Good luck. I completely understand your angst here. Arbitration sounds like the way to go.
Oh no!! dis is bad noos an we just don't no wut to sujjest. Wud Mao help yoo to evict Rocky? Mebbe yoo cud threttun him wiv a skwerty poop.
Skeezie ... That Rocky is so territorial! I could always teleport over to your house near the big forest and then distract Rocky with my natural spiciness so that you could liberate your tunnel box from his "geezer cat" clutches ... Would that work out for you? Just say the word ... Today would be good for me 'cuz I'm not just spicy, I'm "WILD," too.
DMM
I would be VERY upset if someone took over my tube. I LOVE my tube, run thorough it a lot. How about using the vishus deer repelant on Rocky? He has those eyes....Tara
You have to play reverse cat psychology with him. Tell him Spicy Vixens think it's weak for a manly cat dude (like him) to hang out or play in a box! Makes him look "soft!" He should vacate and return to the gutter in no time!
We like all the suujeshtuns yoo have gottun. We'd go with the DaisyMae distrackshun or the Kimo and Sabi tunnuls are fur wimps suggjeshtuns.
On anothur note, YUCK with the gross sucking sownds. Sumetimes Cheeto makes thowse noises and they sownd like he's got a revurse hairball!! Thanks fur letting me know I'm not the onlie one owt thare with the problum. -Rosie
glad to see the redness on the frooboo has subsided. u should just smack rocky upside the furry head....and run like the wind...
deer skeezix,
dis iz verree disturbin.
verree disturbin.
i don't hav da wordz to express mi concern.
yerz troolee,
jh
Ahem, Rocky, hun, gif da kid back hiz boks. Yoo and me can snuggle in da boks under da desk::snicker::~Sadie
did sadie's attempt to distract rocky get him out of your tunnel box? sure hope so!
Ah, Skeez, yur not hafin a grate week! First Tripper hurts yur ear, an now Rocky's stealin yur box! I fink Mr. TF an the food lady better do sumfin quick! I do admire yur quick reflexes, avoidin Rocky's lazer vishun.
Skeezix that's a very cool tunnel box.
Maybe you should get one for Rocky maybe he's feeling alittle Jealous.
The first thing that I thought of, looking at the picture, was: the white cat looks in the mirror, and guest what he sees? :)
sounds like DaisyMae is gonna try ta help ya out. hope it werks!
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