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I have a tabby Toozday pikchur!! Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat has bin teeching himself to play the peeyano. He sits on the bench, reeches up and boinks a key, then stops, then duz it agin. He reely seems vary myoosikul. Maybe he's fownd his calling. If the peeyano playing duzn't werk owt, maybe he can become a sumo rassler, becuz I think he's bin gayning abowt a pownd of wate evry week.
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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12 Comments:
Good luck wif yore mewsic, Tripper! Maybe you cood take lessins from Mr Tasty Fase.
Buddy & Finny
I never understood why you called Trip the "psyko" cat, but he has a bit of a wild expression in that picture. He's still cute though.
It's the stripes. They make you look fat sometimes. It's a tabby thing.
A musical tabby! How furry unusual. His stripes/spots are more mixed up than Bonnie's.
You are a very talented cat, Tripper. Good luck on your lessons.
Yes, Tripper, much luck in your musical endeavors.
And thank you, Pablo, I never realized about the stripes. Must remember that when I take Missy to the vet this week.
How *talented Trip is! He looks right at home before that piano!
Very cool! He sounds like a very musical cat.
He certainly has a trippy look on his face! :)
wonnerful! duz he sing too?
Maybe Trip is channuling Liberachee? He is a big boy isn't he. Sadie sed Mrowr whin she sawed dat piksher!~Speedy
Has Trip found the bottomless food source? Can he share his secret with me?
~Jake
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