The Vishus Deer Ho-tell
The Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face were gone, but they came bak home today. I was vary upset becuz the old lady hoo feeds us duz not feed us the rite way, and thare's nobuddy's face to lik, and nobuddy to talk to me. My big bruther Mao was sertin that they had gone on a rode trip, but I didn't think it was possibul, becuz if they'd dun that they wood have taken me with them.... rite?
So when they got home, I asked them why they didn't take me on thare rode trip with them (becuz I was SUCH A GOOD BOY win I wint on a rode trip to my faverit ant Joanne's howse), but the Food Lady ixplaned that it was thare anniversrey and they had to be alone. It duz not sownd like a fun thing to spend time sumware withowt me, but win she shode me the fotos, I was vary glad I didn't go becuz I think they stade at THE VISHUS DEER HO-TELL!!!!! Heer are the pikchurs:
This pikchur was hanging on the wall of thare room:
So when they got home, I asked them why they didn't take me on thare rode trip with them (becuz I was SUCH A GOOD BOY win I wint on a rode trip to my faverit ant Joanne's howse), but the Food Lady ixplaned that it was thare anniversrey and they had to be alone. It duz not sownd like a fun thing to spend time sumware withowt me, but win she shode me the fotos, I was vary glad I didn't go becuz I think they stade at THE VISHUS DEER HO-TELL!!!!! Heer are the pikchurs:
This pikchur was hanging on the wall of thare room:
This vishus deer hed was on the wall above the fireplace in thare room (that's Mr TF bilding a fire):
And yoo cood even see the vishus deer hed above the fireplace in a mirror:
And there was a dining room at the Vishus Deer HO-tell, and above the fireplace in the dining room was ANUTHER vishus deer pikchur:
I do not understand how this cood have bin a fun way to spend a weekend. It sownds terryfying. I got so upset seeing these pikchurs that I wint and blew chunks in the catbox. Big chunks.
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Wow! That's a lot of vishus deer around. You should be glad that they didn't take you. It would have been much to scary. You are such a nice kitty to blow your chunks in the litter box. How thoughtful of you.
Happy Late Anniversary to the Food Lady and Mr. Tasty Face!
But my goodness! Skeez, did you explain to them that they were in constant danger at that place where they stayed? So it will never happen again? Whoa ...
OMC! That is very scary. It was for the best that you stayed home. Tell Mr. TF and the Food Lady Happy Anniversary!
I hope Mr. Tasty Face and the Food Lady had a wonderful anniversary!
That hotel looks scary with all those vishus deer! I'm glad they made it home all right.
BTW, my Friends of Skeezix stuff arrived! Thank you so much!
*shivers* it sounds horrible!! absolutely terrifying!! I think your food lady did you a great favor by not dragging you along on such a frightening excursion...
Tell Mr.and lady Happy Anniversary
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Yoo had a lukky escape. Just imajin if'n yoo had been at dat
Ho-tell wiv all those vishus deer. Yoo may not haf come back again. Hope Mr. and Mrs. TF had a good annyversurry, and dat the vishus deer didn't attack them.
mi mom iz thinkin dat da vishus deer ho-tell lookz reel invitin!
wut'z wrong wid her?
we're all wishin mr. tasty face an da food lady a happee anniversaree heer! i hope dey had allotta fun celebratin!
Oh skeexix That so scarty babby iris is hideing under the bed I glad the had a good anversy Mu shue blowed chunks on his cat rug yesterday
Wow, you blew chunks in the litter box. I usually try to place them strategically so Momma can step on them with her bare feet.
Patches
I guess the Food Lady and Mr. TF had to celebrate their anniversary under the covers to hide from those vishus deer.
Happy Anniversary to the them!
~J&B
Well -- it seems strange to me, also, that those two didn't take you with them to celebrate their anniversary , but, WHATever.
You must have been very upset to have "blown chunks" -- I'm sure the sight of the vishus deer AND the stress of being left behind is what caused this. The next time you have to throw up, make sure you find a nice rug or do it in a shoe or something like that. It's ever so nice.
Happy Anniversary to the Food Lady and Mr. Tasty Face! Maybe they were going undercover at the Vishus Deer HO-tell to do research!? They seemed to have taken some good photos!
Those are lots of vishus deers. Maybe it is better you had to stay home. You would have used your entire supply of vishus deer repellant.
Belated Happy Anniversary to your beans.
Skeez, thay wernt making a TastyFaceFood Lady Baby, wer thay?!?? Thats wat my parents did once wen thay wented away for a nannaversary!!
Oh, poor dear (not deer...) Skeezix! I'm sorry you were so tramatized by those pictures. I'm just glad the Food Lady and Mr. Tasty Face are OK!
And wish the Happy Anniversary for me! Which one was it?
Ooooh - we's heard about this hotel 'cause Mommakitty & Dadddkitty stayed there on their wedding night! We heard it's way up high on a mountain - and besides vishus deer, theres mountain lions who would think you was a tasty snack! It's probably a good thing you didn't go! Plus its so high up, you might a got a nose bleed, or got car sick on da furry windy road up there. Plus, when it's the beans anniversary, they don't pay attention to us kitties anyhoo - best you got to stay home :)
Happy belated anniversary to your Food Lady and Mr. Tasty Face ... But why, oh why did they have to spend it at the "alter to vishus deer"?
I think that I would have blown mega-chunks, too!
DMM
Whoa...lots of vishus deer! But that one head on the wal is dead...amybe they went to laugh at it? But they shoulda taken you to do that, too.
Happy anniversary to the Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face! I bet they didn't even notice the danger they were in at the Vishus Deer Ho-tell.
Hope you've recovered from your fright, Skeezix, and you've stopped blowing chunks.
Your friend,
'Kaika
Why wuld they go to that scary hotel?!?! AND why wuld a vishus deer be peeking in on them frum the other room? He's obviously not a gud hidder!!
If thay have an annivursary getaway fur when thay decided to spend a furevur time together than yoo shuld have an annivursary fur when yoo and Mr. TF and yoo and the fud lady got togethur and yoo shuld go to a hotel with lots of cat pickturs arownd!
Oh and happy annivursary Mr. Tasty Face and Fud Lady! Yoo two make quite a pear!
This is very upsetting Skeezix! I don't blame you for blowing chucks! How dare they pick a plce like that to stay........knowing how you feel about vishus deer! I hope you got lots of treats to make up for this travesty!
Happy Anniversary to the Food Lady and Mr. Tasty Face! We think maybe they chose the Vishus Deer Ho-tell for the same reasons our teenagers go to see horror movies - trying to get some kind of a weird thrill. After all, if you aren't there, how're they gonna entertain themselves?
To answer sum qweschuns:
* Tara: It's thare therd anniversrey
* J&B: Yes, they obveeyusly were a-scared becuz they did hide under the cuvvers frum the vishus deer, and they skreemed sum, too. At leest, that's whut I overherd.
* They did not appeer to have bin harmed by the vishus deer. I gess the skreeming scared them away.
* Gloria: I don't think so. I didn't see any babys in thare zipper boxes win they got bak. Wich is good becuz my big bruther Mao wood have a nervus brakedown.
* tigerprrr: Yes, I think yer rite becuz it sownds like they spended a lot of time under the cuvvers.
* Sabi & Kimo: Git owtta heer!!! That's a grate coinsidense!
* Rosie & Cheeto: as alwayz, vary insiteful observayshuns!
* Junior: not neerly enuf treets!
* Grr, Midnight & Cocoa: yoo mite be onto sumthing! And all they did win they got thare was hide under the cuvvers and skreem. That's not a fun weekend in my book.
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