Wacky Wenzday: The Eegul and the Vishus Deer
WARNING: My Food Lady hated this storey.
This was vary wacky. In the Vishus Deer Nayberhood Watch Groop on FOS, my best frend Pixel May reeported the storey of a Bald Eegul carrying a vishus deer's hed. Sumhow, even tho only the hed of the deer was left, it sukseeded in killing the eegul (probably by using its lazer beem eyes). I tell yoo, they have sooperpowers!
This was vary wacky. In the Vishus Deer Nayberhood Watch Groop on FOS, my best frend Pixel May reeported the storey of a Bald Eegul carrying a vishus deer's hed. Sumhow, even tho only the hed of the deer was left, it sukseeded in killing the eegul (probably by using its lazer beem eyes). I tell yoo, they have sooperpowers!
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Wowy wow - That is one wacky bird to even try a stunt like that. Maybe since Alaska is not connected the rest of us, they haven't gotten the vishus deer alerts!
Or MAYBE,... it was a vishus deer conspiracy...there was some road kill deer laying around, and the rest of the deer put the head out for the bird to find it, HOPING this would happen. Then when the power went out, the rest of the vishus deer had 45 whole minutes to hunt down vulnerable kitties - EEEEK!
We finks you should alert the California transportation dept and animal control so they clean up road kill deer ASAP so this doesn't happen to us!
Our Superbowl spirit continues...
Dat is amaysing. It just shows how danjeruss dose vishus deer reely are. Efun if'n thay only haf a hed, thay can still get yoo.We fink Kimo and Sabi cud be rite abowt wanting the power to go owt to make it eezier to catch tender yung kitties.
I have been thinking, and thinking, and thinking about how the vishus deer could retain it's super powers when all that is left is just the head. And the head is dead! That must mean even the vishus deer SKELETONS are not safe. Even the vishus deer ANTLERS are not safe. NO PART, even dead, will ever be safe. Not even on a greeting card, a sweater, or a blanket.
Ahhhhhhhhh. I scairt myself. A lot. I am shivering.
Hi Skeezix,
This is going to give me nightmares... flying deer heads and big birds!!
I don't want to scare you, but, Eagles aren't very "cat friendly" either.
Kimo/Sabi: I used the Google to git a map of ware Alaska is, and I fownd owt it's not too far frum ware Jack (hoo rote the edjyookayshunul pamflet, "Vishus Deer of the North") lives. So I'll git him to fokus his efferts on informing Alaska cats of the vishus deer thret.
Daisy:
I AM SO SORRY!!!! I DIDN'T MEEN TO SCARE YOO! Are yoo alrite? Maybe if yoo put a swetter on, yoo'll stop shivvering. I'd teleport over to cumfert yoo, but frankly, that allygader in yer bak yard scares me! I'm reely sorry for scaring yoo -- I just thot "Knowlidje is Power", ya know?
Pearl:
Yes, big berds are the reezin I cannot ever go owtside ixsept in my stroler, becuz thare are many hoks in the big forest hoo will eet me.
There's a picture of a vishus deer that you might be interested in on my blog today.
Just sayin'
dere wuz no pikshur ... iz newzday a repyootabul noozpaper?
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