Torture Toozday
Wile the Food Lady was gitting reddy to take me, Trip kept me cumpanny:
In the wating room at Bullevard Pet Hospital, thare are sum intristing karacters. This is Monte. He's a boa. But he duzn't have any fethers. He's probly wating to see the vet man so the vet man can help him grow his fethers bak:
Thare's anuther creecher that looks just like Monte next to Monte's glass howse, but they don't have a sine with the creecher's name:
The door to the torcher chamber has a creecher paintid on it. I think it's a snake on the top and a berd down beelow:
Heer I am inside the torcher chamber, on the shiny silver table. I'm being vary brave, as yoo can planely see:
This is the vet man (aka the man in the bloo shert). He torchers me, but he's also vary nice. He petted me reel nice and sed that the werld was a better place becuz I'm in it. He sez he watches whut he sez in frunt of me becuz whatever he sez will end up on the innernets.
This is my best frend Shon. Shon duz most of the torchering. He also ways me. I had to take off all my clothes to git wayed. That was imberrussing. Shon also stuk sumthing up my poophole. So if yoo see Shon coming for yoo, run for yer life!
Heer is a creecher hoo was wating owtside the torcher chamber. I think he was wayting to have his skin problim kyoored:
And this creecher was on the wall in the torcher chamber. It looks like a spidey, but it's GINORMOUS!!! It was almost bigger than me. Unforchewnitly, this is one payshunt hoo didn't make it. The creechers on eether side of him are the same things that are on the bloo cover to the rektanguler lake sometimes.
I have to go back to Bullevard Pet Hospitul soon to have my teeths kleend and my poop investigaytid. I will take more pikchurs then.
Labels: boulevard pet hospital, sqwerts, torcher
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23 Comments:
Wow, I'm sorry you have to go to the VET man so much. Have they ever told you what is wrong, like why you get the squirts?
Kaze
I hope dey can kure yoor skwirts prollum cuz deys not fun. Did yoo see Daisy's blog today? I haz a gerlfrend cat who'z furry beyootiful, but, hubba hubba!~Speedy
Skeezix, I am very impressed with your bravery! You were not afraid of the V-E-T, or of the gigantic SNAKE and SPIDER! Because I have to tell you something: I don't think you can wear that Boa around yer neck. Even if he grows feathers. That boa could STRANGLE you! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh! I am not afraid of the lizard though. I know how to hypnotize them. I hope yer poop is ok. I am a little worried about you!
ps: Speedy, I am blushing!
Has Mr Tasty Face ever asked if your tummy problems might be allergeeze ??
I hav an alleree to korn and if I eat the crunchie food that has korn in it, it makes me have STINKY runny poops, too! (Meowmy kalled them the "big green clowd" poops, cauz it SMELLED like there wuz a big green clowd in the hows after I pooped.
Owr meowmy getz us the kinds of dry food with no KORN and owr poops are all like little tootsie rolls. MUCH Better, for both meowmy and owr poor bottoms!
purrs from yer pal,
Mr. Zenith
Oh Skeezix, that's horrible. I'm glad it's over for you. Momma saw that great sweater you have at a store and she saw some other shirts and thought of you. She liked the one sweater that you just tied around you neck and she considererd purchasing it for you because she thought you would look hot in that--with one of your other shirts.
I am sorry you had to go to the v-e-t. That is never fun. meowm and I will purray that all is well with you!
our Lady pays the bills for a sweet kitty who lives with a foster lady. after tryin' lotsa different foods an meddysins an treetmints of all kinds they gave her a cortizone shot an the squirts an tummy problems cleared up fur a cupple monfs. now that's all it takes is a shot efurry cupple monfs an no more purroblems at all.
Hope you're feeling better soon Skeezix! Wou have all kinds of interesting creechers at your vets!
Skeezix, the man in the blue shirt is right. The world is definitley a better place because you are in it! We are sorry you have the poops, though. We hopes they figure out what is wrong.
D
J
CC
Ps--Jesse blowed chunks on the carpet today!
A littul abowt my sqwerts problim:
We have truly tride evry remedey known, inclooding a steroid shot (wich is probly how I got my big mussels, Daisy), and sqwillions of dollars in tests. Whut finely werked was a reintrodukshun of the proper balinse of floral and fawna to my guts. And I was good for abowt five munths, but I reesintly had a relapse.... probly frum looking at too many of Daisy's tummy fotos. So I'm bak on the barfy medisin, and the Food Lady has pierst fingers to proove it.
oh mommy fainted when she seed that last pikshur. we has to get her up off the floor
I hate having my temperature taken too. It has been a while since you have told us abowt going to the hospital. I am sorry your squirts are back. At least there are interesting creatures to look at while you ate there.
Oh man, I hate those People at the stabby place. They can be as nice as they want, but in the end they GET YOU IN THE END! And tey stab you with things. The only good thing is when I go, I get to get drunk first. They think that'll keep me from pooping on everyone, but they're wrong.
I hope they fix your squirts, though. After a while, those can kinda burn...
Caesar has the opposite problem... concrete poops. I don't think either problem is pleasant... sorry you have the squirts. That is messy and smelly. Ceasar just cries and tries to poop for about an hour and then rubs his butt on all the carpets.
The pet hospital does not look too bad. I am proud of you for suffering through the humiliation. I agree, going to the doc is never a good time, ever!
Oh Poor Skeezix!! V-E-Ts arent fun. Sorry to heer u had to go, an sorry to heer yur sqwirtin wen u go. Hopes yur flowers and fawns git re-balanced. Uh, doze fawns aint Vishus Deer r dey?
Luf, Us
Oh, we're so sorry to hear about your torture. I hope you were able to get all the doctor smell off you.
Oh Skeezy, we're sorry you had to go to the vetty torcher plase. It's nefur fun going there. I kno you sed y'all tryd like efurrything in the werld, but did you try fiber? Somebeans of diabetic cats gif them green beans! or pumpkin pie stuff wifowt the crusty part and it's sposed to be good for tummy problems.
We hope yore tummy is all bettir soon!
Finny & Buddy
Wow, yoo did a grate job discribing yer trip to the vet. We came away with a cupple of excullent pointurs...
1. don't get sqwerts
2. feed yer boa or it will lose its feathurs
2. Shon likes newd cats tharefore shon is vary nice but vary strange
3. Shon violates yer poophole tharefore shon is vary nice but vary strange
4. Mr. Vet Man is sychic cause the werld is a bettur place with yoo in it, Skeezix
5. If yoo have more than fowr legs yoo will get killed by the vet man
Glad yoo made it home ok! HOpe evurything turns owt ok fur yoo and yer sqwerts!
You look furry brave in your fotos ... All of those other creatures look furry scary to me. I'm glad that I don't have to go to the V-E-T furry often (Mom says that is because she takes such good care of us and feeds us 'spensive catfood like Eukanuba®).
The Squirts doesn't sound like much fun. I'd get rid of it if I were you.
DMM
I know plenty of humans these days with squirts and tummy trouble, and I wouldn't wish that on any cat. Poor Skeezix... get better soon...
DMM - Whut a coinsidinse! We eet Eukanuba®!
Hang in there Skeezix! I'm so sorry you have the squirts. I've only had them once, when my Dad feed my Fancy Feast when I was only 12 wks old after he first took me home. Mom was gone that weekend, and I squirted all weekend! Dad had to cleanup the litter box! Tata
deer skeez,
once again a verree informativ an intrestin post frum u.
nex time i go to mi byootiful vet ... dr. landefeld ... i will ask her if i can feechur her on mi paje.
da feline veterinary hospital iz jus fer felinez ... so it'z got catz on da wallz ... nuthin eggzotic.
luv--jh
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