A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Labels: trying to git Jeter a date, vd contest, whut to do if yoo have urjes
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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My ladee wuz werkin hard on a valintyne for the kontest last nite and she axidentlee kliked the rong buttin an deleetd all her werk. She sed sum werds that I noe arr on yoor bad werd list.
She's gonna mayk a bettur wun, so she sez. I'll haf to keep an eye on her so she duznt deleet the next wun!
What a great idea Skeezix! You do such a good job of looking out for every cat's needs.
Chase
Good work, Skeezix. If we can get Mom to help us, both of us will sign up. Bathsheba is part of Rocky's Harem and Chase's Charmers (and likes Kismet though she knows that she's not in his league). She would love to find a handsome man cat in search of an older lady cat. Jake likes lots of the girls, but most of them are much too young for him.
~J&B
I keep tryin to rite a love pome fur Misty but it's hard to put my feelins into werds. Speshully cuz I'z not good at werds. Maybe I shood do sum piksher thingy.~Speedy
Jeter's HOT!!! If I didn't have my handsum Brit Eric, I'd definatelie go fur him!
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