A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Labels: daisy, shood i call the vet if my urjes don't go away for 4 howrs?, urjes
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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Ooooh - Daisy had a furry provacative pose! We started to get urges too, which is not good 'cause she is YER gurl.
BTW - We is not allowd to use scissors 'cause they are too sharp - Mommakitty even cut her self just yesterday on some! Anyhoo, there's SO many to pick from, we wouldn't know which ones to use: scissors for fabric, for cutting roses, for sheet metal, for cutting chicken (yes, you heard us right). Best to just try to tear wif yer claws and teef.
Skeezix,
I have diagnosed: Water on the Knee
My Rx for you: Rest
If you need it, I will write a prescription for extra-strength catnip to help you relax.
I hope my diagnosis is not wrong. I do not have malpractice insurance yet. But I am pretty sure I am correct.
Daisy the Curly Cat, M.D.
whoa. dood. and that tung...
daisy ...
"extra strength catnip to help you relax" ...
umm ... i don't think so.
pleez keep studyin.
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