A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Labels: circus cats, daisy
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
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10 Comments:
Skeezix,
Thank you for sharing that clip. After close examination, here is what I have decided:
1. I will need to get one of those ringleader outfits for my Mommie
2. I will need to get a handsome assistant who wears a tight t-shirt to help with some of the stunts
3. I need to get some new props, like the weave poles
xoxoxoxo
Daisy
c'était un acte intéressant de cirque. certainement pas aussi fabuleux que l'acte de notre belle daisy… mais légèrement mort-défiant en soi.
merci mon cher skeezix d'ami de partager ceci avec nous.
Neu von pleaux!
Zut alors, I thought it would be a clip of the RUSSIAN cat circus!! The cats are good but the ringleader is REALLY funny!! ^_^
les minets très mignons et doués
i am laffin an laffin!
dere ar sum french speekin catz in da blogosphere!
Eh, je ne comprends pas. Skeezix, vous comprenez?
Jeter, mon ami! Parlez lentement, s'il vous plait!
ps: Skeezix, those crazy organ grinder monkeys only earn pocket change! That is not a good career for you. But they do get to wear cute outfits...
Oui, je comprends. I think it's that Jeter duzn't need to speek more slowly, but rather that it's harder to unnderstand with his Noo Yawk aksent. So I think heer's the jist of whut he's sayin':
"It was a vary intristin' circus act --- not as fabyulus as owr byootiful Daisy's circus act, but slitely deth-defying in itself.
"Thank yoo my deer frend Skeezix for sharin' this with us."
Je ris et ris.
jeez skeez ...
i wuz gonna say it lentement fer u an daisy... but yer so smart!
laffin an laffin!
Skeezix ... Entertaining, yes. As talented as Daisy the Curly Cat? No way, José! Eh, French ...
DMM
That cat looks like it was having a lot of fun, but you're right - Daisy wins!
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