Daisy's hedded for Joovey Hall
My speshul frend Daisy got in vary seerius trubbul this weekend becuz she tagged her howse. Yoo can reed the deetales heer. I was vary werried for her becuz she mite git sent to prizzin. But it was also a littul ixsiting to think that I mite be involved with a "BAD GERL." I git urjes just thinking abowt it. I askt Rocky abowt it, and he told me in the long run I'd have a lot more fun with Rizzo than I wood with Sandy. I don't know whut he ment by that, but maybe it's sumthing I'll find owt win I beecome a big man cat. Rocky gave me sum vary good advice, tho. He sed to tell Daisy that win she gits sent to prizzin to ask to be sent to one that allows conjugul vizits. I don't know whut that meens, eether, but I'm gonna pass that advice along to Daisy. I'm hoping she'll git sent to Martha Stoowert's prizzin, and then maybe win she gits owt she'll have her own omnipeedia empire.
Anyway, I began thinking abowt whut wood happen if I started tagging howses and running with the rong crowd, and maybe even joining a GANG! I got tired just thinking abowt it, and I fell asleep, and I dreemed that I was in a gang just like in West Side Story*. In the dreem, me and my big bruther Mao and Tripper the psyko stray cat were in a gang and we did lots and lots of singing and dancing. Trip shode me his shiv. He had a psyko look in his eyes win he shode it to me, and I felt a littul scared. So I woke up.
This is kinda whut owr gang looked like in my dreem. I'm the one in the pink shert:
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*Wich has a LOT of grate show tunes in it: I LOVE show tunes.
Anyway, I began thinking abowt whut wood happen if I started tagging howses and running with the rong crowd, and maybe even joining a GANG! I got tired just thinking abowt it, and I fell asleep, and I dreemed that I was in a gang just like in West Side Story*. In the dreem, me and my big bruther Mao and Tripper the psyko stray cat were in a gang and we did lots and lots of singing and dancing. Trip shode me his shiv. He had a psyko look in his eyes win he shode it to me, and I felt a littul scared. So I woke up.
This is kinda whut owr gang looked like in my dreem. I'm the one in the pink shert:
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*Wich has a LOT of grate show tunes in it: I LOVE show tunes.
Labels: Mao, psyko stray cat, shiv, show tunes, trip, tripper
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15 Comments:
Wow, that is quite a dream indeed! Don't worry, I'm sure Daisy won't get in too much trouble with her people. I myself am practicing as a prize fighter, I wonder if that could get me sent to jail??
Kaze
Dude - what kinda food do you eat? That is some psycho dream!
Hey, Skeezix! Cool dream! Good thing you woke up before Officer Krupke showed up. (I love show tunes, too.)
Your friend,
'Kaika
I'm glad you guys are the Sharks and not the Jets, even though the Jets get better songs... and everyone knows that Rizzo is a billion times better than Sandy, even though Sandy came from Australia. Rizzo gets better songs, too.
Skeezix,
I have been doing some research to try to figure out what a conjugal visit is. Here is what I learned:
"Conjugal visits give inmates the opportunity to keep the family unit together. By doing so, inmates are more likely to have lower recidivism rates and are easier to manage while serving their sentences"
I can be very difficult to manage, so I think conjugal visits must be a good thing.
I have been thinking about joining a gang with Kaze, so I don't know about the recidivism part. Maybe we can all be part of the same gang! If being in a gang means we all get to sing and dance together, I am FOR it!
Daisy, you girls should re-form the Pink Ladies!
Skeez - Did you meet the girl named Maria in your dream?
Knead On ~
Calvin
hahaha! laffin at the post, laffin at the comments, esp. Pablo - we're feelin' like the Great Jeter Harris wif all the laffin an laffin
"When you're a Cat,
You're a Cat all the way
From your first hit of 'nip ...
'Til your girl gets a spay!"
Sorry, I couldn't resist ...
DMM
Can you sing show tunes?
That's one scary looking gang...
um ... wut'z "recidivism"
an skeez ... nice sneekerz. yer reelee sumthin! (i am laffin an laffin!)
woo hoo!
skeez ... yer da best! da banner iz up an it'z grate! i figyered owt wut i wuz pursonallee doin wrong ... but i'll tell u dat later!
did should keep doze maine coonz away fer a while!
yer alwayz #1 wid me!
luv--jh
Yikes, I wanted to know more about the dreams, but now I'm having nightmares! To help with this, I think I want to be in the gang with Daisy and Kaze! We need a cool name though....Tara
Hey Skeez, I tole Daisy to reqwest to be asyned to a prizzin in Kaleefornya so she wud be cloz to yoo. Then yoo can help her wif a prizzin brake an run away togethur!
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