A daily journal by the ugliest, stinkiest cat ever born.
Skeezix -- [noun]: Someone who likes to steal tins of tuna 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
Labels: daisymae maus
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
Posts that contain Skeezix per day for the last 30 days.
Get your own chart!
Get XML Feed
6 Comments:
That sounds rather likely for any cat. Do you steal tins of tuna or would you like to?
Oh Skeezix! You've turned off annonymous comments so Cheysuli can't comment on your blog!
Anyway, she likes the way her name is defined.
Skeezix ... Do the dictionary people know you? You don't like tuna ... You like Fancy Feast Turkey and Gravy! It's Jeter Harris who likes tuna! Those dictionary people ...
DMM
Pretty cool! I saw it on Daisy Mae's as well, and did it. Mine fit amazingly well also, which I'll post tonight.
Stealing tins of tuna.....areyou doing that for Daisy or for Mao?
cool! an are yoo a toona theef?
Post a Comment
Links to this post:
Create a Link
<< Home